Douch Kooch

A person that quits in madden because they are losing.

That fuckin douch kooch quit on me!

by xX1anonymous1Xx January 12, 2009

Dolphin's Nose

Like a turtle's head but more urgent and making a clicking sound.

"I really can't wait I've got a dolphin's nose here!"

by Davey Jop December 9, 2008

Douch drip

Douch drip is the remaining drips of douch from a used douch bag, or the remaining drips of the nozzle from the douch bag. Its is worst to be called a douch drip then a douch bag.

Man, I hate that guy so much. He's not even worth to be called a douch bag. he 's more like the reamining douch drips

by BiG KaLi MoB June 10, 2009

Dooph

The expulsion of air out of ones penis. ( aka dick fart) The result of having an erection for too long or from chronic masterbation. Usually results with a broken weirner.

I just doophed and my wang blew up!

by Dooph Master 3000 September 23, 2009

doucharrifick

someone, something, or someplace that is incredibly douch-like.

Believing what Glen Beck says is fact and not opinion is doucharrifick.

Bill Oreilly is doucharrifick.

by billhicksfan February 12, 2010

dolphin fucker

Any guy that has such restrictive expectations of women's bodies that he might as well be fucking a dolphin.

"Hey, Mitch, what do you look for in a girl?"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"

by colonel guster January 2, 2014

Dolphin Dick

When you wear very uncomfortable pants that make you penis fold or bend, or inexplicably you piss in random directions missing the seat entirely

"Ew, don't go in that stall, some guy with Dolphin Dick pissed all over the toilet seat and bowl"

by ButHonestlyWhyThough January 13, 2020