douchebag

spencer pratt.

Spencer Pratt, n. - biggest douchebag alive

by callerofdouchemoves July 9, 2009

douchebag

all my ex-boyfriends

Have you ever noticed that all your ex-boyfriends are douchebags?

by Laura D H March 23, 2007

douchbone

1) matter that is going to die because they are not one with Divinity

2) the act of not doing what one is told to do to better the species.

Yeshua: Lucifer don't be a douchbone because you can't creati a new Universe; desire nothing from this world to the next.

Lucifer: I am a douchbone because I am not one with Divinity; death awaits me.

by Ladonna Mae Demont September 29, 2007

douchebag

someone who is so retarded and needs to be told because they are a stupid fuck

you are a douchebag

by Ashley January 31, 2004

Douchebag

An insecure male that comes well-packaged, only to clean vaginas

"check out that hair! and those abs! but hes kinda empty...make a great tool for my crotch tho!"

"that guy in the pink shirt thinks his douchebag ass is getting with so many girls but they're using him"

by Etiquette December 14, 2009

Douchebag

Typically a white, 6 foot tall guy with a goatee who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. A Douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole.

Look at that Douchebag who thinks the sun rises and sets for him.

by 2012geek2011 October 31, 2011

Facebook Douchebag

Someone who posts show results in their facebook status, ruining shows for people who recorded them using a DVR.

I can't believe Jamie got kicked off!! I'm such a facebook douchebag for posting that!

by facebook douche bag February 6, 2009