Docking Noses

When one person bends over backwards or lies down so that another person may place their nostrils on their own.

Commonly used in the question, "Hey, wanna dock noses?", which is used mostly as a disgusting joke.

I saw larry and jack docking noses yesterday. How gross!

I would love to dock noses with you

Mom, Dad, where is a good place to dock noses with my friends?

by fddddddddddddddddfdddddddddddd September 27, 2017

Dock Duck

A female or male that hangs around on docks in Marinas. Says they're not a Whore, but will blow anybody for a ride on a fast boat, houseboat, fishing boat or a pontoon boat. Found wearing short shorts and bikini tops/tank tops, with dock shoes or barefoot. Play any kind of music, and watch the Dock Ducks waddle over squawking for a "ride".

That Dock Duck left on a speedboat and came back on a houseboat ! "Everytime!"

by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021

Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola

subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!

by tronn4 March 3, 2012

Tyne dock

Spot for all the smackhead to jump the metty. All the little radgies go for a bong.

Meet es at Tyne dock

by Alfdalf May 26, 2018

Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage

"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"

by ForestGuy July 21, 2023

Sham Docking

When two people go butthole to butthole and swap shamrock shakes.

Hey Tyrone, I had an awesome time Sham Docking you last night.

by ThrobbyDobby420 April 10, 2023

Alt Docking

When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.

Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.

Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.

by Lily Boone April 4, 2021