A series of gyrations typically preformed by the patriarch of the white, suburban, middle class family that involves two main movements; the front-back step involving a snap of the fingers and the alternating fist pump. This ritual dance is preformed by the patriarch when attempting to: "groove", "get down with one's bad self", or embarrass the children.
by Parker Children January 30, 2009
"Snoop Dad" is someone's dad who is a snoop into your personal business,and is very difficult. Someone who is a "snoop dad" also thinks he is the rapper snoop doggy dogg. IF your dad is a busy body and gets into your business and tries to rap,he is most likely a snoop dad
Snoop Dad yelled at me and my friends,spied on me,told me to get the f__k out,and crashed into my nice car and then told me "to chill to the next episode"
by Your local crackhead January 05, 2009
A weekend father that let's his children do anything they want when they visit. Also gives them anything they want creating very spoiled kids under the premise of not wanting them to be mad at him. Often the children boss the dad around even yelling at him with no reprisals.
by Jboymc July 06, 2009
15th century in ukraine when the Badads had complete control over the ukraine. ukrainians were tortured with snapping beside the head. some say that this was a signal for Emporer Badadio VII to kill another ukrainian hostage. others say that the ukrainians are just simply annoyed by this act. however, this is speculation, no one knows the true reason why the snapping occurred. today, to snap at a ukrainians head is the ultimate sign of disrespect.
all this continued for over a century until 1557 A.D. when Emporer Wedad IV of Egypt assembled an army to oust Badadio and his army of Badads. until this day the ukraine and Egypt are allies. a statue of Wedad IV stands in Kyiv today as a sign of thanfulness for the gratitude shown during the war.
all this continued for over a century until 1557 A.D. when Emporer Wedad IV of Egypt assembled an army to oust Badadio and his army of Badads. until this day the ukraine and Egypt are allies. a statue of Wedad IV stands in Kyiv today as a sign of thanfulness for the gratitude shown during the war.
by Andrew Costello April 25, 2004
Git gud
Wow you at your giant penis dad
Wow I have a giant penis dad
Kill me dad
Wow your so tall your a giant dad
Wow you at your giant penis dad
Wow I have a giant penis dad
Kill me dad
Wow your so tall your a giant dad
by Your friendly giant dad June 25, 2015
Not to be confused with "Dad Rock," dad rockers are middle aged boomers from the suburbs, between ages 40 and 60. Their oatmeal rock is inspired by famous bands of the 60's and 70's, such as The Grateful Dead, Tom Petty, Frank Zappa and Willie Nelson. Their band-image is influenced by live performances of Sting and/or U2. Most members are balding if not completely bald and begin sweating upon reaching the stage. This creates "dad rock forehead syndrome", which is unappetizing. They have a lot of money to spend on Harley Davidson motorcycles and top-of-the line musical equipment, but neither have musical nor Hell's Angel's backgrounds.
Their wives are their only true fans. You can identify a dad rock ensemble by the drunk wives dancing and clapping loudly while their husbands dedicate power love ballads to them in hopes of reigniting flames long since extinguished. This often works because the drunker the wives get, the more they are capable of pretending the dad rockers are in actuality some semi-well-known band from their youth. After the show is done, you can find these couples making out and smoking cigarrettes in the parking lot. This typically creates a buzz-kill for the other patrons of the establishment.
Their wives are their only true fans. You can identify a dad rock ensemble by the drunk wives dancing and clapping loudly while their husbands dedicate power love ballads to them in hopes of reigniting flames long since extinguished. This often works because the drunker the wives get, the more they are capable of pretending the dad rockers are in actuality some semi-well-known band from their youth. After the show is done, you can find these couples making out and smoking cigarrettes in the parking lot. This typically creates a buzz-kill for the other patrons of the establishment.
Dude, stay away from Lucky's tonight, that place is really going downhill. Those dad rockers, The 13th Street Bad Boys, somehow made it back on the ticket again. Remember last time when their wives all got up on stage and started dancing around on stage during that Rolling Stones cover?
by PortlandAntiDadRockUnited June 15, 2009