cousins

1. To be vampyric; Reclusive, phobic of light, skin white to the point of translucency, a taste for human blood.

2. Bat-like

Geez, maybe you should go out today, you're turning into a bit of a cousins.

by Obafemi Martins April 13, 2008

Cousin-in-law

A person that hates you and thinks you are the devil; a jealous person who cant accept the fact that their best friend now has to be shared.

My cousin-in-law, JH

by angry fiance May 20, 2012

COUSCOUS

A fatty Goose's vagina.

IT IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE... A GOOSE'S VAGINA.
Fear factor made me eat a large COUSCOUS!!

by SRFRCHICK October 23, 2007

Jaques Cousteau

Noun. Any jackass who thinks they know something about animal life, and spits useless, public knowledge about the mating, eating or hunting habits of animals.

JC: Hey did you know giraffes were born with long necks so they can eat the leaves from trees.

Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden

by CKYass September 28, 2009

Cousin Green

Looks like Mr Green- Cool Cousin

Key Words- Insest

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Chouster

Slang term used to describe the male reproductive organ.

May also be said as 'manchouster'.

"That sucks chouster."

by Scott/Callum May 16, 2004

Couster

One's sister and cousin at the same time: the result of either a man producing two children with a set of sisters, or a woman producing two children with a set of brothers, making the female offspring a couster to the other child.

"Carlie is my couster; we have the same Dad but our Moms are sisters. That is, like, so totally freaky!"

by fartknocker101 December 14, 2009