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Crank pipe

A crank pipe is a sophisticatedly blown glass tube with a bubble on the end used specifically for smoking methamphetamine and preferably made with Pyrex. Available in different colors and thickness. Commonly referred to as an "oil burner" when purchased at the store. Car air freshener tubes are also a popular material purchased specifically for the purpose of blowing the glass tube into a bubble with a torch until its red hot and pops a small hole in the top to allow the air flow to carry the smoke as you twist the pipe from 10°-2oclock position into your mouth as you inhale to achieve a good hit. Properly maintaining this unique apparatus is suggested to retain efficient burning. The solid black at the end is referred to as "pipe wipe" or "war-paint" as the soot turns everything you touch black. Ashes or wink paired with a Q-tip is the best way to clean an abused p-lo. Over time them become thin and/or pitted causing them to break at the most inconvenient moment. Out of desperation light bulbs or foil can also be modified for smoking. Average cost is $2.00-$5.00 thin ones are cheapest and broken pipes can also be reblown with a torch or recycled to other tweakers. If your brave the residue can be scraped or "cracked back" refered to as "raping the pipe" when smoked and tastes like shit or even cause a broke dope to fiend out when the last of the shits been smoked already and nothing is left even after hours of dedicated "carpet-surfing" turns up nothing.
Fuckin'A I cant find my crank pipe.
by BunzR_us February 22, 2018
mugGet the Crank pipemug.

Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting
“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge
by anonymous June 16, 2025
mugGet the Crank The Hogmug.

Crank

To “crank” is mostly used as a synonym to the word “play.” Mostly used for video games or games in general
John: let’s crank some Fortnite
Friend 1: crank? You suck at Fortnite you’re not cranking shit.

John: oh, yeah? That’s not what your mom said.

Friend 2: oooo0000OOOOO
by Maijaluxe December 30, 2023
mugGet the Crankmug.

Crank that Soulja Boy

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!
by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022
mugGet the Crank that Soulja Boymug.

cello crank

The act of plucking your partners pubes with tweezers to make them into various clothing items
“I hit the cello crank with my wife, Veronica.”-Stew
“That’s gross, Judah.”-Ahmed
by GyatLord March 31, 2024
mugGet the cello crankmug.

Crank lord

The Lord of cranks a man who has a great crank and knows how to yank his crank well
by Thegreatcranklord November 29, 2023
mugGet the Crank lordmug.

Shit Crank

Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...
Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?
by HiddenAssumptions August 4, 2024
mugGet the Shit Crankmug.

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