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Clean ratchet

1. It's a deceiving girl or guy that looks ratchet but is actually clean. No stds and is about a 6 to 7 on the ten scale.

2. A girl that looks like a slut or a whore and dresses like a ratchet but still looks hot enough and may also pertain to butter faces
by Jokes8 September 3, 2013
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Clean me up, Thotty

When your girl's on top and you pull out, finishing on your stomach, shout this to make her clean it up. A reference to Star Treks popular phrase "Beam me up, Scotty".
*cum noise* oh shit there's cum in my belly button, CLEAN ME UP, THOTTY!
by My neighbour to the north April 14, 2019
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clean steamer

The act between two partners farting simultaneously into each other’s butthole, while both their anus’ are pressed against one another.
“My girlfriend clean steamered me so hard last night while we were scissoring. “
by Datnugatoofpik January 31, 2021
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Selective Cleaning Disorder

Being told to clean or knowing that you need to clean, yet you don't. Instead you get on Facebook and look up words on Urban Dictionary. Then you clean when you absolutely have to (ie: company is coming over), have nothing better to do, or have a sudden urge to clean. But when you do choose to clean, you clean to the best of your ability. It really is a sickness of the mind because most likely you live in a fairly messy, yet often organized, house.
I've been putting off cleaning my room for three weeks, but now that my friends are coming over the entire house has to be spotless! I must have Selective Cleaning Disorder!
by createsnap October 27, 2010
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dirty clean

If your house is dirty clean that means you hid the worst of it. It's still filthy... you just can't tell right away.
Dude, I can't see the bugs and mold anymore but I still want to disinfect everything before I touch it. It looks clean, but I know it's still dirty. It's dirty clean.
by laura rules wyoming January 16, 2011
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Joey Coleman

A fat male who has a "taxi" service and drives around everyone and trys to fry everyone on fb but in reality he really hates his life and has total self confidence issues.
Joey Coleman is a fat fuck who needs to get a life.
by The love guru. August 6, 2011
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fake clean

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.
My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.
by GlazeHer June 18, 2016
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