the est clause

By adding EST to any word, increases the level of severity of the word, even if the word already has one EST on it, it can be added an indefinite number of times.

Michael you are the dumbest person alive. Oh yeah chris? Well you are the dumbestEST person alive. - the est clause

by H. S. R. August 24, 2008

back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling

7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"

by dtanger22 August 7, 2010

the boyfriend clause

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.

boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(

by pussypills May 24, 2014

feel the clause

When you feel like santa clause, very happy and cheerfull

Man, I feel the clause right now.

by Happyclause April 4, 2014

menage a claus

Sexual activity involving three people. No more. No less. Except two of the three participants are Mr. and Mrs. Claus.

Jimmy didn't know what he was getting for Christmas, but he wrote to Santa asking for a menage a claus.

by sbatkk July 28, 2016

do the santa claus

A term for a sex act where a man blows a load on someone's beard.

Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair

by Vincent Van Curacao May 3, 2017

easter fairy claus

The Easter fairy Claus is a non-existent person/creature used to show how unbelievable something is. Also known as ocean front property in Arizona.

If you believe that line of crap, I'm the Easter Fairy Claus!

by Dj Campbell143 July 19, 2018