Clam Shit

A term used to express anger/frusteration. In essence it is all of that which is, including of course the bleeding tit sack.

Stephen: wow dude, i cant believe you just fell all that way! Are you alright?
Ryan: I can't believe this happend, this is a bunch of fucking clam shit.

Clam Shit by Themanhimself456 September 28, 2009

clam slam

A girls version of cock block.

Bitch don't clam slam me I'm trying to get laid

clam slam by olive herclosehoff July 16, 2014

clam jam 

A woman's vaginal secretions, associating a woman's vagina to a clam, and the secretions that come out of it, being jam.

"man that broad I did last night had some thick ass clam jam."

clam jam by dudu September 17, 2003

Clam baking

Smoking weed out of a hot, moist vagina.

Dood, you up for some clam baking tonight? Lisa and Lesley are coming over.

Clam baking by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

clam up 

to tightin up or pinch ( close up ) squeese

my girl clam up then I over lube . Sooo I keep telling my honey don't clam up this time, just wrap your toes around my ears and relax....

clam up by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006

clam slam

The female version of the "bag tag" when one person (usually female) hits another in the vagina.

"hey girl! what's up?"
(vagina hit)
"Clam Slam!!!"

clam slam by sircuzfreek June 2, 2009

Clam Bake 

The art of two (or more) women rubbing their lower genetalia together. Their "clams" get so hot, there have multiple orgasms. This becomes the "bake".

Lynn: Last night, I had Jo and Flo over the house for a clam bake.

Syd: How was it?

Lynn: Everyone was satisfied. Can't you tell by the smile on my face?

Clam Bake by V J January 5, 2006