Chicago Cubs

A baseball team from Chicago Illinios, with a classic home feild known as Wrigly, famous for it's ivy on the walls in the outfeild. The team it's self is quite terrible, and haven't won a wold series since the stone age. If they ever come close, there's always someone to blame it on when we fuck up weather it's be a fan or damn goat or something else retarted that it totally and completly unrealted the sport of baseball. Nicknamed the lovable losers for their blowness at it. Also have the greatist fans in the sport, and some like to poke fun at them when they're frusterated with their preformance lately........

Chicago Cubs Fan #1: Hey did we win today?

Chicago Cubs Fan #2: No, their picther had a complete game, no hitter.

Chicago Cubs Fan #1: Holy shit!! Who was it???

Chicago Cubs Fan #2: Some single A call up.

Chicago Cubs Fan #3: What the hell..ooh well, we had a 3 game winning streak going anyways, I was starting to feel uncomfortable

Chicago Cubs Fans # 1&2: Word.

by i dont want a name. September 21, 2005

Heroine chic

To be or to appear like a heroine addict, but to take it one step further and stylize your addictness. This includes frail, thin arms, largely exposed collarbones, thin bleached blonde hair. Often seen with a "tobacco cigarette" in their hands.

"She's so heroine chic right now"

by Jeremy November 6, 2004

Chibes

N. Chill vibes, almost as good as a chibeski

That show last night had maximal chibes!

by Jmasterflextown January 5, 2011

chicago

an 80s band that played both heart wrenching break-up songs and songs that almost guarantee sex. ex we can last forever and stay the night.

girl to friend's : I didn't want to at first but then he played some chicago and and I could not controll myself.

by lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr August 23, 2011

Chicago Dump Truck

During sex, you turn around and proceed to make beeping sounds like a truck as you back up onto a girl, then take a shit on her chest.

Here comes the Chicago Dump Truck!
*Beep beep beep beep*

by KaBoom February 14, 2014

Chicago

The shittiest city in the U.S. Why are there so many positive definitions?

Fuck Chicago

by AssPunisher69 January 27, 2021

Chicago Meltdown

The act of giving several blow jobs and keeping the cum inside your mouth after every blow job. The winner is the girl who can hold the most cum. For added fun you can kick the girl in the stomach after and the new winner is the girl that spits the furthest.

Hey Elizabeth, i heard you did a chicago meltdown with the football team, you held 13 loads!?!?

by jonjonjoey March 22, 2009