Golden carrot

When a someone drinks carrot juice and then pisses on somebody in a sexual manner.

Why did you come here? Why did you look up golden carrot?

by Benkin50 August 2, 2021

Baby Carrot

Something men possess that is orange and small that never satisfies their wife. Typically named Brian, Bryan or Bry for short

He looks sad. He must have a baby carrot

by JATB March 28, 2023

Farting Carrots

What Selena Gomez does in her free time.

"I'm farting Carrots"

by Alauahio March 17, 2023

Carrot cake

Its when someone with a big ass puts a carrot in their asshole

“God damn jessie gotta fat ass, shiiiiiiit you know I'm trying to get some carrot cake”

by MF.Shroom November 14, 2022

Peeled carrot

When a dude sits too far back on the toilet and his turd scrapes along the toilet seat, peeling a layer off and onto the toilet seat

JP went for a shit, peeled the carrot and then sat back onto the peeled part on the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat

by Kdub Billy June 2, 2018

Carrot

Carrot fan.

A fan of something that claims to be a real, hardcore fan, but actually only scratches the surface.

Began with the One Direction fandom.

1D Carrot: Omg I'm gonna dress as a carrot so Louis will notice me!!1!!1!1
Real fan: Shut your face, please.

Avengers Carrot: Tony is so hot I'm here only for Tony I LOVE THE AVENGERS but specially Tony the rest can dissappear.
Real fan: ....

by FaberCastiel November 15, 2014

Carrot Man

A figment of your imagine even though its real

“Rin we just saw Carrot Man?”
“I fucking hate you”

by Regurk April 16, 2021