Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.

Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.

by Onskeigh November 29, 2024

canoe threesome

When three people have sex on top of any furniture or other apparatus that is tippy like a canoe.

Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?

by ChairmanTJ January 5, 2024

Canned Belt

When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.

My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been

I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.

by dildosexual January 7, 2024

Canoodling

when you have no control of you body movements and you move around like a wet noodle or the blow up displays during holiday season

She was canoodling hard

by Projectmak May 21, 2024

Canoefull

A large amount.
Comes after quadroupull.

That chicks mitt looks like a canoefull of rotten moosemeat

by Russell Dick March 21, 2026

Canned Carrots

This is what you say when you find something extremely funny and/or hilarious.

“Guess what Josh?” “What Chris?” “Chicken Butt!” “Bruhh, canned carrots!”

by Theodore Foreskin March 27, 2026

Canoer

A canoer is a ‘do-er’, derived from the play on words of “what’s doing” to “what’s canoeing”.

It is used to describe an individual who repeatedly displays excellence, action & discipline in a variety of realms of endeavour, enjoying success from their ‘doings’.

Not to be confused with a kayaker or rafter, both of which, respectively, are beneath the title of canoer.

He just closed his first $1M deal, what a canoer.

He ran a sub 3 hour marathon, what a canoer.

by LordGE September 25, 2025