Butter sock

A sock filled with a pound of butter that is used to hit and hurt people with

girl 1) I hate this guy he cheated on us
Girl2) me two he is a fuckin bitch
Girl1) what shall we get girl
Girl2) the butter sock

by Simply holly October 13, 2016

Peanut Butter and Jealous

A strong feeling of envy over another's delicious-looking PB&J sandwich.

The other day I made the most delicious triple decker PB&J sandwich, and when I got to my table, it was so obvious that everyone else was peanut butter and jealous.

by BradleyAdamnit September 19, 2011

Butter Face

1) A girl who has an exceptable or sexy body, but has a less attractive face. Originated from: she is hot, but her face is not

Also see: butterface

<i>Kate is a real butterface</i>

by Acephalous March 31, 2004

Spreading Butter

Skeeting on a girls face and spreading the ejaculate all over her face with your penis like spreading butter on toast

Yo Cudi, on my persuit of happiness bieber was totally spreading butter with usher

by YellenD August 22, 2010

peanut butter munching

The act of placing peanut butter on ones own genetailia or anus and allowing ones pet, usually a dog, to lick the peanut butter off. causing an orgasm

JESSE: i let my dog munch peanut butter off my asshole

CANDI: That's hot!!!, i should try PEANUT BUTTER MUNCHING!!

BOBBIE: you're a fucking sicko

by PARTNERS IN CRIME TOO October 23, 2010

Breastfeeding Butter

Someone who claims to support breastfeeding, BUT really doesn't.

Ain't no buts about it when you claim to support breastfeeding.

Breastfeeding Butter "I support breastfeeding, but only if you use a cover."

by Breastfeeding Mama Talk March 21, 2017

Lumpy Peanut Butter

Accomplishing a Lumpy Peanut Butter is no walk in the park. Many have failed resulting in massive injury. The first step in completing this amazing feat requires courage. First, the male (or shemale) will stick is entire scrotum into an inhabitted wasps nest and rapidly shake and thrash about as if the person was having a seizure. Next, the person will submerge their now lumpy sack into a jar of skippies peanut butter. Finally, the person will hang closely infront of a pack of starving wolves and wave their now perfectly prepaired testicles in a taunting manner. They will ultimately be torn to shreds resulting in the greatest high of all time, otherwise known a s a super high.

Andy- Hey man i just did a Lumpy Peanut Butter!
Josh- Wow really?! How was it?
Andy- FUCKING AWESOME!!!

by ABurrgess January 4, 2013