Blowing Stinkies

Can be silent but deadly and/or loud but charming.

Sarah! Stop blowing stinkies up in here! That granny cart can't handle it!

by balowknee August 20, 2014

Bowling for Ass

To fling one's balls with such force that your entire body is propelled toward the nearest gaping anus. Both balls in the ass signify a strike and one ball signifies a spare.

I went bowling for ass at David's house last night. We were getting strikes left and right.

by DecayingReverie July 24, 2015

bowling bald

When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.

Not to be confused with bowling balled.

Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.

by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Blowing the cartridge

Another way of saying you got a blowjob. This phrase is in reference to how when a cartridge based videogame wasn't working, you blew on the inside of it to remove dust.

Adam had a rough day at work. So his girlfriend started blowing the cartridge for him.

by The Nicholas and the Cage December 29, 2016

Boing Shloing

Whenever your dick bouncers right of the girl's vagina like a trampoline. It sometimes hurts for the girl, but it is great for the guy.

My dick did a good old Boing Shloing right on her vag.

by Random person from warrensburg June 1, 2018

Boringatosis

(Bor-ring-uh-toe-sis) Common
Boringatosis is when one starts to blabber dull facts about something nobody cares about.

It is not contagious- but will occasionally make surrounding people start to feel tired and sleepy.

He got infected by Boringatosis, so now we're all exhausted.

by We Are All Stupid March 1, 2019