brom bones

someone who humps both the rear and the front of an object, rubbing ones genitalia on the front end and back end of an object, a cheener humper

That brom bones is out of control, rubbing his private regions on both the rear and front end of the car.

by Fat Sausage Man December 10, 2013

Walking Bones

When you smoke so much weed you feel like you're walking on your bones.

Man, I feel like I'm walking bones, man.

by Dah Trippy Panda January 12, 2014

stoney bones

A mythical sex god. Some call him A Her. In the valleys of Tuscany they call him Stoney Bones Herino. At times he can become frightening but with time and patience he warms your soul with love and passion. Real stand up guy.

I was walking through the forest when a Stoney Bones flew in on a dragon to rescue my soul.

by breakfastattiffanys March 8, 2014

fish bones

a coolidiculous/ positive sarcastic term for skeleton-thin/underweight people

if you look like fish bones, you probably need to eat more fish and go to the gym; but, caveat, don't overdo it

by Sexydimma January 22, 2015

oily bones

When your easily irritated; easy to pick on

Man, shut up with your oily bones!

by cuzican16 May 18, 2015

help bones

Money given to someone to help them out of a jam. Typically given to a person who never has money.

I'm so tired of giving my family help bones. Why can't one of them get a job already!

by Boxcar Ira December 29, 2016

Serious Bones

Sexual intercourse that lasts longer that four hours

Oliver: Dude, yesterday Sarah and I were planning some serious bones for the evening, so I popped 4 Viagra. It still hasn't gone down.
Harold: Maybe you should go talk to your doctor about that.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017