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Grimace's Birthday Shake 

A Purple milkshake made to celebrate the 52nd birthday of Grimace.
*WARNING* Could cause death if indigested
Guy 1: oooh Boy! I can't wait to try Grimace's Birthday Shake!
Guy 2: I don't think you should drink that
Guy 1: Nonsence. I bet it's fine.
*Takes a sip*
Guy 1: See, I was right. And it tastes Good-
*Dies on the floor 5 seconds later*
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narcissistic birthday syndrome 

a condition in which ones birthday (or month) is approaching so the person in question completely ignores everything in life except his or her upcoming birthday. Constantly reminding others that his or her day is approaching, planning their own parties, suggesting gifts, and changing the subject of every social conversation in to something about said birthday.
Guy: "Greg's birthday is coming up, are you going to his party?"
Girl: "How can you not? He's only reminded me every day since last month and invited me to his 3 parties he planned for himself. His narcissistic birthday syndrome is in full swing."

Soukoku Birthday Special

a birthday blowjob

inspired from the “Chuuya Birthday special - Soukoku” on youtube
Person 1: My boyfriend’s birthday is coming up, I’m hoping to do something fun
Person 2: You should give him the Soukoku Birthday Special!!!
Person 1: You’re so right!!!

Baby's 1st Birthday 

1 part Pinnacle Birthday Cake Vodka
1 part Blue Raspberry Pedialyte
Child rearing is hard. Pour me a Baby's 1st Birthday shot.
Baby's 1st Birthday by kbra24 December 7, 2014

happy birthday 

I would define you the song,
but it's unfortunately copyrighted.
small, innocent child: happy birthday to you..

corporate: hey! bad child!
happy birthday by Clark Buck January 22, 2008

Golden Birthday 

The ‘Golden Birthday’ is the day where a human being turns the same age as the date to which they were born (Example, turning Twelve on the 12th of October). All humans will experience this day, whether it be when they are one years old or 31 years old; that is to say, except for a select few individuals born on the leap year – sadly, these humans will never experience the Goldenness of such a day and are forced to live out their lives in anguish and despair.
However, not all Golden Birthdays are considered equal. Based on an ancient astro-scientological belief said to stem from a Magic Wizard Book crafted during, and as a result of, the Big Bang itself, each number to which ones Golden Birthday lands upon holds different levels of power. Single digit Golden Birthdays are the least potent of the Golden Birthdays, and are generally harmless to those who do not know how to wield the Power. Other relatively harmless Golden Birthday numbers include 27, 28, 29, 30, 17 and 20. The rest of the Golden Birthday numbers vary in Power (If you would like to learn more, please consult the Magic Wizard Book). It is quite important to note, however, that the two most Powerful Golden Birthdays are 31 and 23. While 31 is stable and at a constantly high Power level, 23 is an ever-shifting entity that at times holds nearly infinite levels of Power. This can be dangerous and has the potential to unknown chaos, depending on if the wielder (birthday boy/girl) is aware and can harness the Power.
One last thing to note: To identify an individual whom is experiencing their Golden Birthday, look deeply in their eyes. It will be possible to see Golden specks floating lazily about the person’s iris. It has also been said that every few millennia there will be an individual whose eyes will be completely and wholly Golden, making it nearly impossible for the average person to gaze upon the individual. A human who portrays this characteristic may, in this Golden hour, hold the fate of our existence in their hands… But only a myth I imagine…
Golden Birthday by ZnebT June 10, 2010

Quarter Birthday 

A party that is held for a person exactly three months to the day after someones birthday. Because its one quarter of a year since there Birthday.

He was born on April 5th, so his quarter Birthday will be on July 5th.
Its his Quarter Birthday.
Quarter Birthday by judge dredd7 October 11, 2012