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Couch Belt

Oath to thyself not to leave the couch while drinking whiskey.
I have on my couch belt or put on your couch Belt.
by PoppyReed May 31, 2018
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Meth Belt

the border area between southern Indiana and northern Kentucky as both regions are well known for thier meth labs.
On the Indiana/Kentucky border lies the Meth Belt region of america.
by JackMurphy01 January 4, 2022
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belt

A clothing article that's worn about the hips, waist, or whatever: usually to hold your pants up. However, belts may also be used as weapons, and instruments of suicide, similar to a noose, though I'm not sure which moron would do that.
They confiscated the prisoner's belt to ensure he wouldn't hang himself with it, so they could kill him before he could take his own life.
by GuyWho'sAnAmerican June 10, 2019
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Canned Belt

When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.
My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been

I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.
by dildosexual January 7, 2024
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Asteroid Gucci belt

The first thing an alien buys after he drops his mixtape. Buckle is typically studded with space rocks.
“Zorg just released ‘Martian Sadboi’ and got straight into his rocket to go buy and Asteroid Gucci belt.”
by daltonjfk September 27, 2019
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Shower Belt

A shower belt is when a naughty little boy does naughty little things and gets the shit spanked outa him by his father wielding a belt.
by B4lls_Mcgee November 7, 2022
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Big Belt

Kenny: Jane Anderson, Do you like my big belt?

Jane: I wanna flex my big belt too, I want it seasoned with some head!
by PencilBuzz August 17, 2023
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