Blasterbating

Furiously masturbating, red-faced, sweating, and often with both hands.

Roger: Man, my cock is sore this morning.
Jerry: Were you masturbating again last night?
Roger: Bro, I wasn't just masturbating, I was blasterbating.
Jerry: Sweet Jesus.

by Cyril Figgis April 13, 2014

Besterday

The day before yesterday

I think I got concussed besterday

by Ulla Inga April 14, 2015

Beesters

Marijuana. Typically small buds

I just picked up a fat sack of beesters. Let's burn one

by LOSTinSMOKE July 31, 2018

Blasterz

A massive twat who Bans anyone for getting his feelings hurt..

Wow Blasterz is a twat

by X3TM January 19, 2019

Blaster Shit

A shit that is accompanied by a large amount of gas under pressure.

John 'I had a massive blaster shit this morning'.

Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'

John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.

Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'

John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.

by Crazy49 February 27, 2019

BeasttrollMc

well known osu! streamer

also a virgin

BeasttrollMc is kinda gay

by TheRamu July 16, 2019

Beastest

Beastest, performing above higher than any standard.
Commonly used while defying the best of the best.
Better than better
Beaster then Beast
In general the god like godly.

My home girl Lesly is Beastest

by TraiSaurus April 2, 2019