Bear fuck 

Having your brain squeezed out of your ears.

If you mess with Nolan and/or his colleagues, you will most indefinitely receive a Bear fuck from Nolan's dad.

Bear fuck by Lord Jennings June 14, 2009

Bear Chowder 

BearChowder-When one has the bad case of the runs(aka Diarreah)

Fuck this hang over is causing me to make some nasty bear chowder...

Bear Chowder by Sodomiesster November 1, 2006

Bear Gas

Information that is perceived to be nonsensical or innacurate.

A: I reckon Floyd Mayweather Jr would have whipped Muhammed Ali if he went back in time

B: Stop chatting bear gas dude, Ali was the Greatest!

Bear Gas by Hank Bennett May 30, 2010

Bear Fucker

A person who is known for messing things up such as plans in video games in an unimaginable way.

(While playing Halo3)
Will: I got bear fucker on my team.
Dillon: Im the only one on our team.
Will: You just blew up our mongoose
Dillon: I dont know how i shot at the enemy.
Will: You just killed us and lost the game

Bear Fucker by Bear243 July 24, 2010

bear clawed 

Verb - To maul in the face with finger tips in towards cranium.

I bear clawed Tom after he skinned the bear Andrew.

bear clawed by Kasper October 1, 2004

bear hard 

As hard as a bear

That exam was bear hard!

bear hard by Fweeb May 17, 2008

bear sharktopus

The combination of a bear, shark and octopus. A science experiment gone wrong. It now lives in the forest/ocean thing. Likes to eat little boys and girls and use their bones as tooth picks. Then hangs their skin on trees as ornaments............. BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE BEAR SHARKTOPUS!

little boy: gee, I just love the woods...
little girl: ikr... OH NO! ITS A BEAR SHARKTOPUS
little boy:NOOOOO!!!

bear sharktopus by ddubs99 March 21, 2011