Brandon 

Brandon is a fresh african who sings to god everyday. He is usually the type of person to eat someones ass and never talk to them again. Brandon is the best person to hang with but the smelliest one.

Brandon is a retard

Brandon by penismuncher_123 March 1, 2020

Brandon 

A fucking Jew

Gas Brandon

Brandon by Not a Kevin March 8, 2020

Brandon 

A nasty lil fucker who needs a slap and has a small dick. Acts like a cunt. Is a cunt. Hated by most people. Grim ass druggie

"brandon is an ass hole"

Brandon by Yessdaddy March 14, 2020

Brandon 

A very fat nerd that likes cheeseburgers and has a bedtime

Brandon take your fat ass to sleep.

Brandon by Lil $tackz July 15, 2020

Brandon 

Brandon is the fattest guy you will ever meet Brandon acts like an eboy he can not be trusted and is lazy

Stop being a Brandon

Brandon by Brandonseen August 2, 2020

Brandon 

a person who gets very erect over cats.
Brandon will shag any fucking cat he sees big or small. Child or elderly. He will shag.

Person 1: brandon what are you doing
Brandon: i just saw this cat and get very horny
Person 1: Brandon what in the fuck

Brandon by Brandon shaguth thine cat August 7, 2020

Brandon 

He looks like a confused thumb with hair and A LOT of acne.

Brandon has long hair, covered in acne, sarcastic asf An asshole asf and always has headphones in.

Brandon by HiMyNameIsNo. August 14, 2020