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Brandon

Brandon is a tall person who is a sack of shit and is annoying as hell. He is kind of good at sports but all around borderline retarded.
Can someone tell Brandon to stfu
by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019
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Brandon

A manipulative, stupid, and dirty fuckboy who’s probably gay.
Bella: Did you guys see Brandon today?

Peter: Yeah! He just fucked some chick in the locker room.
Bella: Wow. What a manwhore.
by PineappleChicken December 30, 2018
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Brandon

Always get that pussy and all the girl. Makes them cum so fast u wont know whats coming. Short and blond.
Brandon fucked me so hard i came ro fast everywhere.
by GameNerd902 October 26, 2016
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Brandon

A complete and utter fucking twat. Never date a guy called Brandon. He will cheat on you several times.
I hate Brandon.
by chlomosexual123 March 6, 2016
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Brandon

Brandon is a tall goofy lookin motherfucker. He is extremely obnoxious and thinks he’s some sort of smart ass. He’s kind of good at sports but overall a bag of pure shit.
Someone tell Brandon to stfu!
by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is the fattest guy you will ever meet Brandon acts like an eboy he can not be trusted and is lazy
by Brandonseen August 2, 2020
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Brandon

No neck Thumb thumb lookin dude that wears the same shorts every day because nothing else fits and loves breaking condoms
That Guys a total Brandon
by KokoKL June 4, 2018
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