Ashton

Someone who is absolutely terrified of women

'Why is Ashton hiding?'
'He's scared of women'

by UnknownLifeform - GEAS December 8, 2024

Ashton

The most absolutely feminine man you will ever meet. Very hot, but very homosexual

That guy is such an Ashton.

by Impertinant chi town December 15, 2024

Ashton

A type of pillow that is permanently scorching and can give you chronic symptoms until you are able to comprehend the 86,400th dimension. In addition, side effects such as the freaky virus and possibly reincarnating into a chicken nugget or a fried chicken—both reincarnations make you inedible for a reason.

Guys, it's an Ashton. Even if it looks cool, don't buy it; it will detrimentally impact your health!

by invy_ous4710 December 22, 2024

Ashton

The love of every one's life, he doesn't realise it but he is the most special person to all those around him. He has a cute lil smirk with dimples on both sides that could bring happiness to a depressed man and make them see the true beauty of life. He has so many talents whether they be academic or not and he impresses those around him endlessly. The name Ashton means 'tree town' in old English, this is because wherever he is beauty grows and seeps out unrelentlessly, flowing out till a town is born- a town of love and joy.

Hey thats Ashton the amazing boyfriend

by AshtonsgirlfriendAalia January 18, 2026

asmongold

1.- (noun) The crusty smelly orange shit on an unwashed dick specific to an unwashed world of warcraft player's cock. Otherwise it's just "dick cheese"

2.- (verb) To give an "expert" opinion an a subject one is completely uneducated on

1.a brb. I gotta shower and wipe this asmongold off my dick

2.a Man you don't know shit about what u talking about. Fool, don't asmongold me
2.b "... They come from an inferior culture, that is horrible, it kills people ..."

by ne0ooo February 10, 2025

Ashton Brayshaw

Ashton Brayshaw is the kind of guy who would try to microwave a Pop-Tart and then wonder why his house smells like a science experiment gone wrong. He once attempted to train a squirrel to fetch his car keys, but all he got was a very angry rodent and a lost key fob. Ashton firmly believes that if you press an elevator button multiple times, it goes faster, and he has an ongoing feud with a vending machine that "stole" his dollar back in 2017. His biggest claim to fame is almost winning a hot dog eating contest—except he got distracted halfway through trying to argue whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Classic Ashton. Ever since his marriage on September 21, 2013 he has gained over 50 kilos. Bro used to be able to see his dick by looking down and now he can't. He is a teacher and Mr Brayshaw is so sigma alpha. BTW his wifes name is Marie-Lisa Brayshaw.

Student 1: I Love You Ashton Brayshaw
Mr Brayshaw: I love you too kiddo

by Tawfik (Fik-"Whats Tasmania?") March 27, 2025

Ashton hall treatment

When a man takes a bottle of Saratoga sparkling water and shoves in into a woman’s ass. The woman is in a ass up position and the bottle has to be opened

Person 1: want to get the Ashton hall treatment?person 2: hell yeah!

by TheDrillMethod April 8, 2025