Chicken Tea

A highly volatile 32oz. variety of a Long Island Tea, slightly modified for competitive drinkers in search of a true challenge. Comprised of equal parts Scotch, Gin, Vodka, Rum, Tequila, and topped off with a splash of sprite. The competitors are either judged on who can finish ONE in ten minutes, or who passes out last.

Plural: Cock-Teas

"Dude, did you see John after half a Chicken Tea? He was so gone he could've been bro raped!"

by The Loafs Of Meat November 11, 2008

chicken muffler

when engaging in rough anal sex with your partner, it is the act of shoving a chicken leg in the mouth of your partner to muffle their screams

Horace didn't want to wake the neighbors so he gave her the chicken muffler.

by izer September 18, 2014

Chicken bone

A glass pipe with a spherical burner used to smoke crystal methamphetamine.

That meth whore Tina stayed up all night again smoking and poking on that chicken bone.

by Miztina December 15, 2018

Chicken Hawk

When a person enthusiastically backs war, but leaves the actual fighting to others, even though they are capable of joining the military themselves. When asked why they aren’t in uniform, a Chicken Hawk has a long list of weak excuses.. but the real answer is they’re afraid.

“Man we ought to stay over in the Middle East until ALL of those terrorists are done for!”
“So why aren’t YOU over there?”
“Oh well, I’m in college, and I can’t take the pay cut, what with my car payment..”
“Ah I see. A Chicken Hawk.”

by Hawks.Fan.12 March 02, 2020

chicken oriental

cockney rhyming slang for mental

that women from moominland is a bit chicken oriental isn't she? oh and snufkin! what was his attitude all about?

by headspin24 August 14, 2007

Chicken Sexer

A person enjoys the act of "Sexing" chickens. Often feared by normal Melbournians and Sydneysiders alike. Strikes fear into young childrens hearts. Eats emos and razor blades for breakfast. Goes by the name "Nancy" which is Vietnamese for "Anti-christ". Cool chick once you get to know her, but her trademark battle cry is "I have chickens and I ain't afraid to sex 'em." Generally this is the last thing you will hear if you do encounter her.

Scared Guy 1: "H0leh shiet tis t3h s3x0r of chekens!!!111"
Scared Guy 2: "You mean the chicken sexer"
Scared Guy 3: "May God have mercy on us all.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 22, 2006

chicken fucker

term commonly used by law enforcement agents to describe a person caught speeding

i can say meow
i can say moo
hell for 20 bucks i'll call the guy a chicken fucker
...
license and registration, chicken fucker

by officer rod farva September 17, 2004