Andres is a poo poo head and I'm really surprised anyone would like him to be honest. He's a broke bitch and sucks too much dick at times. Andres, you a hoe.
Andres is a hoe.
by That_guy_queefilous December 2, 2017
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*Anderson flags pedestrian*
Anderson Sales Agent: would you like to buy life insurance?
Poor pedestrian : it does seem interesting however I only have about 50$ left to my name after expenses sir.
Anderson Sales Agent : my brother, that is enough money to invest into your future, be it for yourself or your children. How does A lump sum of money sound after twenty years?
Poor Pedestrian: wow are you serious. Now my kids can have anything and I can live happily ever after!
Anderson Sales Agent: alright! Sign right here and here. Perfect young man you have just made the greatest decision of your life.
*Poor Pedestrian forty years later only has a fraction of the amount he has paid in life insurance. He had been fooled and has been working longer than expected. *
Anderson Sales Agent: would you like to buy life insurance?
Poor pedestrian : it does seem interesting however I only have about 50$ left to my name after expenses sir.
Anderson Sales Agent : my brother, that is enough money to invest into your future, be it for yourself or your children. How does A lump sum of money sound after twenty years?
Poor Pedestrian: wow are you serious. Now my kids can have anything and I can live happily ever after!
Anderson Sales Agent: alright! Sign right here and here. Perfect young man you have just made the greatest decision of your life.
*Poor Pedestrian forty years later only has a fraction of the amount he has paid in life insurance. He had been fooled and has been working longer than expected. *
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by XOXO Mom XOXO September 12, 2018
Get the Caiden Anderson mug.Andres' are one of the most caring and funniest people to hang around with.Andres' are also very handsome.It is easy for him to make friends and enemys. Andres' are also known for being so stupid,but as stupid as they are they also don't like to get into to much trouble. Andres' make great boyfriends because of their loyalty,caring and respectful personalitys,and almost never lies to anyone. Andres' are highly approachable, but are douches when mad which is a really hard thing to do. Anyone who has an Andres' as a friend or a boyfriend are some lucky people.
Lucky you have an Andres.
by Jefferson weenie March 7, 2017
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by nibbakillaforthehoes October 4, 2017
Get the Andres mug.An Andres has a great personality. He is kind and loyal. It’s normally a Spanish name. They have a greater smile. He’s more into dark haired girls. He’s a stud. Good at most sports. Loves soccer and basketball. And he’s very good in bed with the ladies.
Andres is very nice.
by Novicki May 8, 2018
Get the Andres mug.Andres is a person who is gay. He had a girlfriend before but they broke up. He wants to fight a guy who got with his girlfriend. His name name is Ethan. He shows off Andres' girlfriend. That's why they broke up because Andres is gay. He also likes to be called a faggot.
Andres is a faggot.
by Nick Philip November 28, 2018
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