(D²)ad

Sometimes referred to as a Disposable Daddy, a D Squared Dad is a person that insist on keeping their f*ckboy/f*ckgirl tendencies despite being in a different dating class that has different set priorities than they realize. Usually they are constantly looking to get laid by someone in order to prove to themselves that they "still got it" and to eventually become a leech on any and everyone they come into contact with. Love and loyalty are usually just words to them rather than actual concepts.
Woman 1: Hey does the new clerk at work seem like a Disposable Daddy to you?
Woman 2: Oh, they are definitely a D Squared Dad. I heard they go to they bare every weekend to hook up with anyone they're able to manipulate. Usually they tell people they're an Influencer on Vacation and they could make people famous if they have the talent.
Woman 1: Gross! Can't believe that line actually works for them. That's definitely a (D²)ad for sure.
by Rouge Veil April 14, 2024
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Ad-agascar

Basically, Madagascar but every time the movie is loud it's interrupted by an ad
"And now, Ad-agascar."
by theworldofurbanwords December 09, 2024
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Ad-Mented Reality

ad-mented reality in google street view is... well just weird...

Ad-Mented Reality, term coined first by Molly Wood, January 13th, 2009, on Buzz Out Loud Episode 1144
by highac3s January 13, 2010
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ad

a company will pay the app that you are using whether that be instagram, twitter, tiktok, etc, ads are on caple as well, but yea, the company will pay for a place on your homepage exlpore page, or during an ad, to show you a product, so you will buy it
Hey kyle, did you see that ad for that new tv?
Yes adam, i actually bought it, i needed a new tv, did you see that ad for that new movie?
Yeah, i watched it, its pretty good
by ICantExplainWell March 19, 2022
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Ad

A Little video of a company trying to say something but you don't care then SKIP
4 second Ad exists?
by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021
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ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021
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Zombie ad

When the girl you are fucking and gives out and stop's putting in effort.
Girl totally gave up, became a zombie ad
by Shehowlsatnight July 04, 2018
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