Alabama Oyster

Semen on a Saltine Cracker.

My girl said she was hungry so I gave her an Alabama Oyster.

by TheCraigMachine April 6, 2009

Alabama Bidet

the act of cleaning ones anus, post defacation, with a high powered water gun or hose

Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet

by Shuffy July 7, 2010

alabama dildo

The act of tying a half-dead squirrel or other small rodent to a stick and pleasuring ones self with said stick.

Amy and Jill decided to have an alabama dildo after a long day of hunting.

by The man of the hour October 22, 2013

Alabama Air Conditioning

The southern practice of ripping sleeves from shirts and increasing the opening from the armpit to the waist. Preferred summer attire for young, rural, white Appalachian men. Usually paired with jorts (jean shorts) and almost always stained and wrinkled.

Beth's new boyfriend, Scott, is pretty red... I heard he showed up drunk at the funeral home sporting a little Alabama air conditioning.

by Swinford November 16, 2013

Alabama Porta Potty

The act of removing the toilet from a porta potty and having sex in the toilet water.

Sam and tristan had an alabama porta potty.

by Tyler travis November 26, 2013

Alabama phone book

a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.

I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.

by jake gouta May 1, 2015

Alabama headshot

When you knock out a blood relative, fuck them then cum on the open head wound.

Jerry surprised his sister with an Alabama headshot.

by Ol red rocketeer July 5, 2016