F-town

To have sex with someone while they are asleep.

My wife doesn't find me attractive anymore, but she did give me permission to F-town her next time she passed out.

by ladychigglesworth August 24, 2011

Towne Lake

A section of the city of Woodstock, Ga. Most people that reside in Towne Lake consider themselves to be above everyone else, though in reality, they are simply snobby assholes only pretending to be rich.

Person 1: Hey want to hang out?
Person 2: Get away from me you hobo, I live in Towne Lake.
A few hours later person 2 is walking down the street when a big redneck SUV pulls up....
Person 1: There he is! Kick that pussy's ass!

by nedflembake January 20, 2011

p-town

A term used for almost any town that starts with a "P".

Though I don't know about other p-towns, the one I live in is called that in an attempt to make it seem "ghetto" and not the suburbia it really is.

by emma February 26, 2005

Wang Town

The place that one visits when they encounter a large wang.

Sophia: Sly, let me just take off your p... OH MY GOD what is that?!

Sylvester: Welcome to Wang Town!

by Mikedoggyg March 10, 2008

The King of Town

A fat old fuddy-duddy who has self pronounced himself as the "king of town" and who most people have a temptation to eat due to his marshmallow-like quality.(i REALLY wanna squish 'im!!!)

"Ooohh! A Shtick of butter!" *shlom shlom* "trick-or-treat...again..please"

by me October 18, 2003

Twizzle town

A town that is full of speed freaks and dope fiends

Person1- Man Im the mayor of twizzle town
Person2- Shit u ballin

by The Mayor of twizzle town May 27, 2009

town lap

When you drive around town in your car simply because you can't think of anything else to do.

Usually performed by teenagers in small towns because of the lack of things to do and the fact it takes only a few minutes to drive around the entire town. The passenger(s) usually attempt to find something to do or someone else for them to hang out with while the driver drives.

"What do you guys want to do?"
"I don't know."
"Let's just do some town laps."
-proceeds to drive around town-
"Did anyone text you back?"
"Nope."
-drives around again-

by Silver G. December 15, 2010