1.Linux' Bitch...Just kidding..he.he..he..You kidding me? Haven't you heard of the Blue Screen Of Death...maybe not. THE BEST OPERATING SYSTEM EVER...NOT...YES..NOT...YES>NOT...so YES
2. When fucking an exceptionally hot girl/guy, to shove your pole suddenly into them and taking it out fast, see the result hymen
2. When fucking an exceptionally hot girl/guy, to shove your pole suddenly into them and taking it out fast, see the result hymen
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One who uses Windows as the result of a conscious decision. Usually fairly apt at doing what they want to do, but no more.
by KD5PBO July 29, 2008
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When we use Windows XP it's always Windows XP Professional.
WINDOWS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER heARD!
I've got some funny Windows versions, eg Windows Memphis, Windows Whistler.
When we use Windows XP it's always Windows XP Professional.
WINDOWS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER heARD!
I've got some funny Windows versions, eg Windows Memphis, Windows Whistler.
About Windows and funny Windows versions
by Zammis "zammis" Clark June 14, 2004
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Get the winowitch mug.A Bunch of stupidass people who can't seem to make their year right without paying attention to someone they know who uses a computer in a hot room near the window.
Typically this happens because there are people who would like to believe that you masturbait a whole lot.
Typically this happens because there are people who would like to believe that you masturbait a whole lot.
*Boot-up Noise from "Windows Millenium" Arrives while a comment on it is mentioned*
Stupidass People respond with: Close the window instead of turn the volume down.
Stupidass People respond with: Close the window instead of turn the volume down.
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7:30 am. Johnny goes to get in his car (that he's making $700 monthly payments on). As soon as he turns the key, the car freezes. He tries to shift the car into reverse, but it doesn't respond. He fiddles with it for a couple minutes, before the car starts. He has to go through a range of windows to give permission for it to work. "Gearshift.exe needs your permission to run." "Steeringwheel.exe", "Radio.exe", etc. By the time he leaves, it's 7:37 and he's probably going to be late for work.
He's on a country road fifteen minutes later, when he gets a message. "Steeringwheel.exe has stopped working, Windows is checking for a solution." just as he's about to go around a curve. Just as he slams head on into a Windows 7 car, his car says "Airbag.exe needs your permission to run." Obviously he can't react in time for the crash, so the airbag doesn't deploy. After the crash, his hand slips, hits "Yes", and the airbag punches him in the face, causing further injury. The driver of the Windows 7 car walks away.
Good thing the emergency room doesn't run on Windows Vista.
7:30 am. Johnny goes to get in his car (that he's making $700 monthly payments on). As soon as he turns the key, the car freezes. He tries to shift the car into reverse, but it doesn't respond. He fiddles with it for a couple minutes, before the car starts. He has to go through a range of windows to give permission for it to work. "Gearshift.exe needs your permission to run." "Steeringwheel.exe", "Radio.exe", etc. By the time he leaves, it's 7:37 and he's probably going to be late for work.
He's on a country road fifteen minutes later, when he gets a message. "Steeringwheel.exe has stopped working, Windows is checking for a solution." just as he's about to go around a curve. Just as he slams head on into a Windows 7 car, his car says "Airbag.exe needs your permission to run." Obviously he can't react in time for the crash, so the airbag doesn't deploy. After the crash, his hand slips, hits "Yes", and the airbag punches him in the face, causing further injury. The driver of the Windows 7 car walks away.
Good thing the emergency room doesn't run on Windows Vista.
Windows Vista is better than Windows ME, and worse than Windows 3.1, 95, 98, 2000, XP, 7, 8... well pretty much any non ME Windows released since 1990.
by hoyclan June 10, 2014
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