The worst antivirus you could possibly think of using on your windows computer, made by Microsoft and is bundled with windows 8/8.1 and 10.
Cheap Person: I don't want to pay for an antivirus because they're so expensive so I just use the windows defender antivirus that is made by Microsoft because it's free and I can just use my money to robux instead!
Computer Geek: Windows defender can't detect any viruses. You are wasting your time and valuable money.
Cheap Person: I don't care you nerd.
Computer Geek: Windows defender can't detect any viruses. You are wasting your time and valuable money.
Cheap Person: I don't care you nerd.
by Lucy Lied May 10, 2018
Get the windows defendermug. A new operating system released by microsoft as a plan to "phase out" the still superior XP.
The conspiracy, as it is known, revolves around the idea that Microsoft released Vista in its current state INORDER to make people forget about XP when they released their NEXT subpar OS (note how every says how much 7 is better than Vista, but rarely talks of XP)
Treats the average user like a baby, and the advanced user like an idiot. Only to be used by those still learning what the mouse is.
The conspiracy, as it is known, revolves around the idea that Microsoft released Vista in its current state INORDER to make people forget about XP when they released their NEXT subpar OS (note how every says how much 7 is better than Vista, but rarely talks of XP)
Treats the average user like a baby, and the advanced user like an idiot. Only to be used by those still learning what the mouse is.
Guy: Dude, you're switching to Windows 7... why?
Moron: Well, it's better than Vista.
Guy: 98 was better than Vista...
Moron: Whats 98
Guy: You're helpless
Moron: Well, it's better than Vista.
Guy: 98 was better than Vista...
Moron: Whats 98
Guy: You're helpless
by Sycophaunt January 6, 2010
Get the Windows 7mug. A separate window kept open on a computer screen to browse horny pictures of a Holliebeam or a Smunckin. An excuse to masturbate whilst operating a computer. A sexy screen saver.
"Damn! that Hollie window showing that sexy wench makes me wanna beat my bishop till I shoot my load!"
by sparky marky February 25, 2008
Get the Hollie windowmug. The cancer of an operating system that we don’t get rid of because it’s Windows. It’s the most popular operating system. It’s the only one with software, It’s the only one that you can game on, It’s the only one that you can get viruses from and It’s the only one that will let your mum discover your location. We just let it get bigger and bigger and worse and worse. We don’t escape. We can’t escape. Microsoft and their spyware is attached to us. It’s everywhere. Everywhere you look. Everything you have. Look at the Windows. They need an update or they’ll break. But if you install it they’ll explode. Look at your dog. It’s Windows 10. Breath in the air, It’s Windows 10. How do we stop? When do we stop? Everything... it’s all... Windows, 10...
F*cking Windows 10. What’s with this Microsoft account sh*t? Why do I need to enter public info “in case I forget my password”? Which is less secure than my 69 character long one?!
by dight March 6, 2021
Get the Windows 10mug. noun. A small pyramidal-shaped section of unwashed windshield glass, which is a result of the windshield wipers not being able to reach it. It is usually located at the bottom center of the glass.
Daughter: Mom, why is that little shark fin on the window?
Mother: Oh honey, that's called a window cleft. It's there because the windshield wipers don't wipe that part.
Mother: Oh honey, that's called a window cleft. It's there because the windshield wipers don't wipe that part.
by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 13, 2010
Get the Window Cleftmug. A kid who takes the special bus to school. Its a term for a slow kid though its just idiots makin fun of people.
by sonny vitale.... January 16, 2008
Get the window lickermug. When Microsoft tried to create an operating system as good as Apple's Mac OSX.
Microsoft's interface is pretty much a rip off that doesnt work.
Apple's "widgets" are not the same in Windows, Microsoft did not steal the idea in Vista... They are called "gadgets". Clearly not the same.
Apple's "Expose" and "apple-tab" are not the same as Window's "flip" and "flip 3d" they clearly have different names and look slightly differnt.
Window's new "instant search" is not the same because it is not called "spotlight", like apple. It is important to note that they are on completly different sides of the screen, apple in the top right and windows in the top left. This means they are different.
There are many more reasons that Vista sucks.
Microsoft's interface is pretty much a rip off that doesnt work.
Apple's "widgets" are not the same in Windows, Microsoft did not steal the idea in Vista... They are called "gadgets". Clearly not the same.
Apple's "Expose" and "apple-tab" are not the same as Window's "flip" and "flip 3d" they clearly have different names and look slightly differnt.
Window's new "instant search" is not the same because it is not called "spotlight", like apple. It is important to note that they are on completly different sides of the screen, apple in the top right and windows in the top left. This means they are different.
There are many more reasons that Vista sucks.
by wassssup? January 19, 2007
Get the Windows vistamug.