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Woke

A group of people with no brain supporting terror in the name of liberalism without having a clue about anything in their life besides tik tok. People who learn history from tik tok videos. Woke movement was abducted by stupid young adults with purple hair that burned all their brain cells.
by Bar b92 December 28, 2023
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Woke

"you sound like one of those "woke" people

"yes i am"

"ur no fun"
by MISVSA May 5, 2022
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Smokey woke

When you SMOKE then you get WOKE
Dang those weeds made me 'Smokey woke'.
by im so smoke wokey November 27, 2019
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Pussy-woke

Pussy-woke
N. To spew profound and enlightening concepts in order to appear woke so that a female will give up her vagina as an offering to the cause.
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Adj. Describing a dude that becomes woke when hot females enter the area
Noun- “He is so good at acting like he is woke and getting all the hot girls to sleep with him He is definitely pussy-woke.”

Adj. He doesn’t give a shit about the cause, but he can sure make all the females climb into his bed with his profound bullshit. He is one pussy-woke dude.
by Yellow card November 8, 2021
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Woke

Appraised of public issues that the government is enumerated to address.
Person One: "English is not the national language."

Person Two: "... ah, you're just not woke."
by MD451 March 6, 2025
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A Law Woke Bar

A sarcastic exclamation highlighting the perceived irony or hypocrisy of advocating for progressive values while ignoring or excusing violent behavior, particularly from extremist groups.
"Did you hear that LGBTQ+ activist defending those Islamic extremists? That's such 'A Law Woke Bar' moment."
by Mitcheroo June 20, 2024
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Woke

In the current political landscape woke simply means anti-white, or white exclusion. It can be expanded to the demonization of whites as well as perceived ignorance. Examples would include 'white privilege', 'white guilt', 'white fragility'.
Many CEO's promoted the woke agenda until they realized it is the very definition of racism.
by TheOtherMeToo March 21, 2023
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