Sunderland University 

A university which is filled with international students but also people from all over the UK. People who go here are often legends while Newcastle university is often full of Tories with daddy often paying the Uni fees

Eugene: I go to Newcastle University studying Literature. Where do you go?
Jack: Sunderland University and I study Sport and Exercise

Eugene: Scoffs* how are you going to afford a private chateau in the Alps?
Jack: I prefer going to Ibiza with cheap alcohol

Sunderland University by Allan Barnes December 28, 2020

Northwood University 

A small business university in Michigan full of frat bros whose dads own car dealerships.

Oh, his dad owns a car dealership he must go to Northwood University.

Northwood University by Timby March 30, 2021

Down Universally 

Down Universally is the ultimate version of being down bad. Being down universally is so low that it should only ever be used once in human lifetime. To say someone is down universally means that there is not one living being in this reality that the person in question wouldn't pursue. Being down universally is so indescribable that those who have reached such heights likely never lived to tell the story to others.

It is a category 4 of being down bad, not to be mistaken with category 2 down horrendous, and category 3 down cataclysmic

"What happened to John? I haven't seen him since Freshman year of college."
"That's right. He was erased from existence because he was down universally during the winter formal."
"Wait... who were we talking about?"
"Honestly I don't even remember."

Down Universally by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

Rizzlers University 

A school for people that got immense rizz

You: I heard Jayquarius got accepted into rizzlers university

Someone: yeah his rizz is immaculate

Rizzlers University by Jaytariousvonquavion Jr. December 6, 2022

Queen Mary University 

A type of university that likes to accept international students and reject home students so that they can get more money

I heard the University of Illinois is Queen Mary University

Queen Mary University by No_Quarter_for_them March 6, 2020

university towers 

A nationwide chain of poorly managed, off-campus, college dorm/appartments. When given the initial tour of the building, the potential resident is awestruck by the spacious rooms, walk-in closets, views of the city, and kitchinettes. The potential resident is also made to believe that the food court, which is attached to the building, produces amazing gourmet meals whenever the student is hungry. To make matters better, these delicious meals are included in the rent! However after living in any of University Towers's locations one realizes that all they bought was room in a building where every section smells like a different kind of shit. The amazing food ends up being anything the thieves in the cafe can make out of a tortilla and fried chicken. The spacious room is usually ruined by a roomate who is a mamma's boy and pees on the toilet seat.

Kid 1: "Living in University Towers is Great! The hallway on my floor smells like foreskin and burnt sugar today."

Kid 2: "Thats nothing, the elevator I took this morning smelled like rubber cement, jet fuel, and Japanese candy. On top of that, I was stuck in the elevator between floors for 20 min."

OR

Kid 1: "Today for dinner I had a buffalo chicken wrap."

Kid 2: "I spiced things up tonight. I had a chicken wrap with buffalo sauce."

Kid 3: "Man, that sounds good guys; much better than the tortilla with fried chicken, rice, and spicy red sauce that I had."

university towers by BigNig J October 29, 2006

Ohio University 

Ohio's first and finest university since 1804. Also known as Harvard of the Hocking. Located in the quaint southeast Ohio city of Athens, OU is home of the Bobcats and best known for its reputation as a party school (ranked as high as #2 party school nationwide by Princeton Review). Its best-known parties include Halloween, Palmer Fest, Five Fest, Mom's Weekend and the Time Change Riots, among others. Uptown Athens is home to Court Street, which boasts 18 bars within a two-block radius. Home of the Marching 110. Despites its party rep, OU is strong academically as well, with Journalism, Sports Administration, Osteopathic Medicine and Engineering being its strongest programs. Famous OU alumni include Mike Schmidt, Matt Lauer, Gary Trent, Arsenio Hall, Piper Perabo, Peter King, Ed O'Neil and McGuyver.

I wish I still went to Ohio University.

Get high at The CI on the campus of Ohio University.

Ohio University was the first school established in the Midwest, as well as the nation's 9th public university.

Ohio University by Bobcat11 August 12, 2008