Turkish Gio

Another name for 11 mg nicotine pouches

Jaxon: Do you have a Turkish Gio?
Nick: Yes! Turkish Gio! Turkish Gio!

by damslammer February 17, 2025

turkish sandbag

Pretty self-explanatory...
A nutsack

My girlfriend cheated on me so i punched the guy in the turkish sandbag

by SoraLionhart03 May 20, 2017

Turkish Flap Doodle

The act of ingesting a gold chain, defecating it, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

I caught my wife stealing my gold chain to use in a Turkish Flap Doodle

by Askalotl July 7, 2025

turkish rub

When one man wraps his testes around another man's penis as a means of showing respect

"Good day sir! Let me give you this Turkish Rub as a token of my gratitude for having me within your wonderful confines!" docking

by DockingStation September 26, 2014

Turkish Delight

When you brush your teeth and you rip a fat, stinky, fart.

Did you hear that Amin gave himself a Turkish Delight? Homeboy was dying in that bathroom.

by hanayama! August 5, 2021

Turkish Sparkleshow

When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.

P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."

by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023

Turkish Maintenance

Inadequate, half-assed, widespread negligence, inability to follow basic standard engineering procedures using sub-standard materials when maintaining or repairing large mechanical items. Influenced by the cultural belief that all is "as God wills."

Please don't use Turkish Maintenance on my new Outback. I paid 18K for it and I need it to get to work for the next 10 years.

Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."

by sparklingdark December 17, 2016