im gonna touch an guitar in your head

complete nonsense

Eric: You're drunk, go home.
Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok

im gonna touch an guitar in your head by aaronehhh July 31, 2016

U Can't Touch This 

A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff

Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)

U Can't Touch This by fc2078 January 4, 2021

Billy-Joe touch 

A deadly virus that could be spread by Billy-Joe

Ahh! You got the Billy-Joe touch!

Billy-Joe touch by YesBestie May 24, 2021

dink touch boner poke 

The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.

Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!

Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!

dink touch boner poke by crazy case May 20, 2008

knuckle touch of peace 

when shaking hands in church, instead of doin thepeace wave or the bullshit handshake or the peace sign. Do this: knuckle touch the person you`re trading peace with and blow up the fist and spray peace on the four or more people standing around you. doing this saves your hands from getting germs from the old people in church.

After I watched to many people bullshit handshake each other, peace wave each other, and peace sign each other, I made up the knuckle touch of peace and tried it out on the lady in front of me.

knuckle touch of peace by blu3hat February 19, 2011

brake touch 

A touch that is initiated by the slamming of brakes in the car. When the car needs to come to a sudden stop and the driver feels the need to gently touch you thinking it will stop serious damage.

When mom slammed on the brakes she brake touched Sarah in the passenger seat so she wouldn't crash through the wind shield. It failed to work.

brake touch by braketouched August 2, 2011

the husky touch

too run your finger down your arse crack, then touch someone with it.

'Did you see that, Johnno just got the Husky Touch!'

the husky touch by vooey December 3, 2003