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brake touch

A touch that is initiated by the slamming of brakes in the car. When the car needs to come to a sudden stop and the driver feels the need to gently touch you thinking it will stop serious damage.
When mom slammed on the brakes she brake touched Sarah in the passenger seat so she wouldn't crash through the wind shield. It failed to work.
by braketouched August 2, 2011
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the husky touch

too run your finger down your arse crack, then touch someone with it.
'Did you see that, Johnno just got the Husky Touch!'
by vooey December 3, 2003
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The Mud-ass Touch

(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.
1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.
by BLynch March 14, 2008
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iPod Touch

A super skinny iPod that can slip between the cracks in a couch, causing it to be lost for hours. This may cause people to flip the fuck out, literally cry like real liquid tears, and break lamps. If the girlfriend is the reason it got lost, it may result in both parties getting negative ass.
iPod touch owner: "dude i have to move the couch to find my iPod"
MOVES TABLE, THUS KNOCKING OVER LAMP
House owner: "alright, move the couch right into the fucking glass table!@!#$^&*"

iPod Touch owner: Wah wah wah!!!!!

Everyone else in the house: "Hhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha"
by Chorg October 18, 2009
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getting a touch

To get acknowledgement or inclusion from any one person or group by means of sexual relations, facebook, events, or any form of communication.
I love getting a touch from my girl
by bfitz311 August 22, 2010
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Don't touch my balls

Joe: You have a bug in your code. Let me sit down, and I'll fix it.
John: Don't touch my balls.

Joe: Would it be touching your balls if I called your girlfriend tonight?
John: No, that would be fine.
by Alejandro con Queso March 4, 2006
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angel's touch

When you are peeing or shitting and your dick touches the urinal / toilet where other dicks probably have been.
I was shitting comfortably when suddenly my dick feels cold like an angel's touch.
by YoungJanitor November 27, 2015
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