Tim-tim

1. A Siamese twin with very unimaginative parents.

2. A small inflatable hover-craft capable of speeds in excess of 2.8mph.

Doctor: What shall you name them?
John Smith VII: Ermm, Tim
Doctor: Theres two of them...
John Smith VII: Tim-tim then. Took my family long enough to think of a new name for one child, a second isn't gonna come easily.

by mortensent April 15, 2005

Tim Trees

best mother fucking rapper ever to roam this Earth, representin B'More all the way.

Listen to Tim Trees, you'll never wanna hear 50 Cent again.

by dude from b more April 14, 2004

Tim Skold

Marilyn Manson's boyfriend. Also plays bass, produces, and has his fingers in numerous other behind-the-scenes pies.

"I'm looking for a few good men to start a band with, and you look to be very.....very, good. Wanna be my Tim Skold?"

by doppelkopf March 24, 2005

tim tebowism

A rehashed joke Chuck Norris joke except with Tim Tebow as the subject so they are automatically douchey and not funny.

Saying Tim Tebow once won a game of connect four in three moves is a tim tebowism and not funny at all.

by garrettm05 December 23, 2010

Tim’s Disease

When a male overflows with to much drip, it begins to seep into his lower organs, resulting in an unnecessarily large penis.

Wow my walls got wrecked last night Tina, I think he had Tim’s Disease.

by Tim’s disease September 23, 2019

tim henman

nothing more than hype.
lost at Wimbledon for the 48th straight year.

Tim Henman will NEVER win at Wimbledon.

by International Bad Boy July 2, 2004

Tim Allen

Not only the actor in Home Improvement, but he voice acts Buzz Lightyear...to infinity, and beyond!!!

Tim Allen pwns your freaking ass!

by Home Improvement January 30, 2005