War Rock

Free counterstrike/BF2 clone.

War Rock user: NOOO U HAKNG WTTTF
Human being: Excuse me sir are you violating the license agreement by earning illegitimate points?

by Desmond Thrithri March 14, 2009

nuclear war

the whole planet gets nuked. planet fuked up. no more life.



apart from insects

in some light nuclear war would be exiting

by the person down the road December 1, 2003

Star Wars

Star Wars is an epic film saga about two men who venture on the Heros Journey. While, Anakin's greed, fear, and need for power lead him to the dark side, his son Luke carries on the sins of his father, he helps Vader redeem himself, and helps Vader bring balance to the Force.

Star Wars is a collection of the seven greatest movies in the world (The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, The Clone Wars, Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi).

Trekkie: Star Wars is stupid.
Me: That's why it's a multibillion dollar franchise you moron. That's also why it is by far the best and most popular movie ever.

by Darth Krayt October 4, 2010

peep war

When toothpicks are inserted into the sides of two marshmallow peeps which are facing each other in a microwave. When the microwave is turned on, the peeps swell and each peep's toothpick will poke the other peep. The peep that does not explode is the winner.

The peep war left my microwave sticky and covered in marshmallowy goodness.

by the peep master April 16, 2007

Nuclear War

A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.

Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.

by СукаБлять December 1, 2016

Simp War

A war in which meets one of the following criteria:

1. Is between two simps

2. A Death of an important simp sparked the war

3. The Simp population has been whipped out substantially

Guy 1: Whoa you think a simp war will happen

Guy 2: I don’t know

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Gender Wars

Some stupid and pointless boys vs girls war that I wish ended after Kindergarten.

Son: "I hate this gender wars stuff my classmates obsess about. Boys and girls should be equal."

Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."

*20 years later*

Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"

Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"

MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"

Son: "My mom lied to me"

by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022