Dry docking

An act of an abrupt penetration attempt without proper lubrication.

Because he went all dry docking up in my business, the ABS system engaged.

Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!

by Refs67 June 19, 2025

Dock With Aquarius

The act of docking oneself with the top of a traffic cone, in order to discharge liquid shit. Without getting it all over oneself.

The lunch tuck tacos did not agree with me I need to “Dock with Aquarius” immediately before I dispel liquid death on myself.

by Dallas logic March 6, 2022

Glory Docking

Getting docked, through a glory hole.

The boys couldn't wait to knock off work and get down to Andy's for a good glory docking.

by Professor Alec December 20, 2021

Fantasy Docking

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.

Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway

by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010

Vegas dock

Vegas dry docking takes place between 3 men where one places the tip of his penis in another's for skin while the third jerks both off with a rolling of dice motion

Tavi, justin and Tyler all got caught doing the VEGAS DOCK at work

by xOGxNinja October 13, 2016

Assisted docking

When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips

Connor got with a paraplegic guy and had to perform assisted docking when they touched tips

by Fallen Hussar February 21, 2023

Duke City Docking

When you stick your penis into a buried penis pseudocavity

Lets try duke city docking tonight

by lilxdragon128 May 10, 2021