Butler tennis

Father and son are both tennis players and love fiddling kids at the club

Friend 1: I dropped my 9 year old at Butler tennis the other night, you should send your kids there!
Friend 2: Really, my kids would like to try tennis how did little Richard find it?
Friend 1: oh, Richard got double teamed by the Butlers he said he got arse-raped in the changing room then bent over the tennis nets whilst Judas pumped the daylight out of him just before he left he said he got fisted aswell??
Friend 2: Ill have to book for my CJH then

by AnitaTownsend6969696969 December 18, 2023

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port-tending

When you tend to a port, in the harbor.

Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.

Mr. D: Haven't you heard?

Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?

Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.

Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?

Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!

Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!

by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024

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Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024

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Wet Tennis

Sex where the participants are both loud and sweaty.

I hope we didn’t keep you up last night, we enjoy playing wet tennis when camping in a ten.

After our first doubles match John told me he only wants to play one on one wet tennis from now on.

by renegadeshurpaofjazz July 8, 2024

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