toyota prius

It doesn't exist, if you see one driving down the road that is not a Prius, there is no such thing.

There is no such thing as a Toyota Prius.

by thedarklight911 October 20, 2020

Baby Toys

When something is really easy to do. Another word for "Easy".

NORMAL - "Man that's real easy"

NEW - "Nigga, dat shit iz baby toys, nigga"

by ~Brotha Lynch Hung JR~ July 29, 2009

Toyotal Recall

The phenomenon by which every defective model of Toyota vehicle (essentially all of them) is taken off the road. Tragically, Arnold the Governator and three-boobed hookers from Mars are not involved.

The 2010 Prius has brakes that don't function properly, making it the latest victim of the Toyotal Recall.

by slpm20 February 5, 2010

Toyota

The last thing you will see on your rear-view mirror before you get hit by one.

Jimmy: Dude I just bought a Corolla!
Bob: No way! Awesome!
*2 weeks later*
CNN: Toyota recall total exceeds 5.3 million
Jimmy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by I LURVE MUDKIPS March 18, 2010

toyota

A company that recalled more cars than it sold in 2006.

Damn, your Toyota Camry is ugly as hell.

by eli Dubbs May 19, 2007

toynton

to make a stupid comment that lacks common sense

'can we pop over the road to china?'
'where did the sun go?'
'i swear eggs have mayonnaise in them'
to which u reply, 'what a toynton', or 'u did a toynton'

by ant4laura June 22, 2006

Toyota

Toyota ...

Frequently found clogging most highways in California, and most suburban US hellholes, in that way they are kind of like Zebra Mussels.

The car your dad buys because "that guy you know" owns one.

That annoying little car blocking the center lane rolling 55mph in a 70 ... because 60mpg is just not good enough.

Older Toyotas can be recognized by the motor and frame rolling down the road without the body.

A car no one will ever write songs about.

Q: "Hey have you checked out the newest Toyota?"

A: "Yeah, it was my Taxi on the way here."

by Zentrucker May 11, 2014