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Seattle shot glass

The act of urinating into into a gaping butthole and then sucking it out
Bro Conner told me he gave Jenna i Seattle shot glass at the party last Friday
by Roxxii March 27, 2022
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scatterpilf

An individual that enters a room or dwelling and proceeds to empty there bag or back pack scattering there stuff all over the place. Upon retrieving said belongings they gather items and things that aren't there's to begin with.
Carlton is such a scatterpilf, he always spreads his bag of shit all over my room and then picks it all up and leaves with my shit too! I got robbed ...
by pussystretcher May 20, 2022
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Scattered

Legit the best song from Green Day's album "Nimrod".
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we've shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, all the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
Well, loose ends tied in knots, leaving a lump down in my throat
Well, gagging on a souvenir
Lived to fill another year
We'll drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds
Well, leaving myself open wide
Living out a sacrifice, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
If you got no one
And I've got no place to go
Would it be alright?
Could it be alright?
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, ll the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022
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Sattvik

SATTVIK gets no bitches.
by Sattvikisadumbass May 31, 2022
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Seattle

"Seattle" was originally named after "Chief Sealthe," a very well loved and respected Indigenous Tribal Leader in the once beautiful Pacific Northwest. Now, thanks to "Drug Den Durkan" and Governor Inslee and the entire Seattle City Council Members and every Seattle Outreach Team, our once beautiful city is now nicknamed and known as, "The Dirty Needle," and "Free-Attle" - the politicians and outreach teams here not only created and allowed an environmental disaster but also allowed and supported the police to be defunded and stealing to be legal and stealing dogs to be perfectly acceptable, along with doing heavy drugs and trafficking children on and around school grounds, doing drugs on city buses to be acceptable and basically turned our city into a "Krokodil Zombie Drug Hell" that is now over run by the drug addicted and mentally ill who do not get convicted for any crime including attempted and kidnapping children and pets whom they continue to give a free tiny house to next to the drug and child trafficking. Crime continue to get worse with each Outreach Team and pedophile politicians allowing it, supporting it and encouraging it to continue.
"Hey Man, let's move to the Dirty Needle!" We can get everything for free with a five digit discount and shoot up in public and they give you free housing for trashing their city!" Let go destroy Free-Attle man! Police can't do shit cause they'll go to jail for trying! The politicians love criminals and crackheads in Seattle!"
by LegalizeHeroin June 11, 2022
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SeattleBones

Also known as SCP-9092, he is a Euclid-Class anomaly who takes the form of a human skeleton. He is monitored by a mobile task force team located in Seattle, Washington. He is a very dangerous anomaly, looking at him will cause you to slowly melt and become a skeleton yourself, but dead. He is most active during the months of January-April, but will still be seen wandering around the outskirts of the city.
Did you see the SeattleBones anomaly wandering outside the woods?
I did! It was terrifying. He was eating my childhood crush…
by SeattleBones July 1, 2022
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Sattelgesicht

Noun

Sattelgesicht n (strong, genitive Sattelgesichtes or sattelgesichts, plural sattelgesichter)

1. (colloquial) a face so attractive as to warrant sitting on and riding as one would with a saddle.

2. The complete opposite of a Backpfeifengesicht or a slappable face, a face "in need of a slap" but rather a face "in need of a ride".
"Du hast ein Sattelgesicht. Darf ich damit fahren?" ;)

You have a saddleface. Can I take it for a ride?

;)
by Felix Morningstar July 13, 2022
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