straight spaghetti

Something that sucks major balls

Friend: I broke my arm snowboarding over the weekend
You: dude, that's some straight spaghetti

by best_gamer_tag January 14, 2015

floor spaghetti

When an Italian man ejaculates on the ground and another person eats it.

Rachel didn't enjoy watching Joey eat his own floor spaghetti.

by Bread91 August 8, 2016

Boom Spaghetti

When you stick an uncooked spaghetti noodle into the hole of your penis and break it off inside. Then you beat the meat until you’re about to cum and edge until you see an unsuspecting female, as she’s walking by, you cum on her while yelling “BOOM SPAGHETTI!” And cum and spaghetti shrapnel shoot all over her. Usually leads to the female falling in love with you

Joe: Hey what happened with you and that girl last night

Mike: Oh I totally Boom Spaghetti’d her. She’s in love with me now

Joe: Shit really?

Mike: yeah

by Spaghetti_Boom March 3, 2020

East Texas Spaghetti

When two people, especially rednecks/cousin fuckers, shit, and then mash their hair into.

I really like to make East Texas Spaghetti with my sister

by KillRacism May 1, 2019

spagetti brain

So tired your mind is slow prone to mental mistakes.

I'm so spagetti brain that I forgot to ask for a straw for my drink.

by Sleebookeytoteedumboo November 27, 2009

Spaghetto

When you make spaghetti, have leftovers, and take said leftovers in a plastic bag to work, school, museum, etc.

Person 1: "That fogie isn't even heating his pasta, and he brought it in a plastic bag."
Person 2: "Yeah, I hope they like their spaghetto cold."

by pokieecat August 4, 2014

spaghettu

The stupidest shit ever said by "teenage trash" these days.

"I'm fucking stupid and can't spell "spaghetti" right, so I'll say "spaghettu" instead.

by Your suicidal mom December 6, 2016