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Suicide skip 

A kangaroo in Australia when it's on the highway and stops and looks at your headlights
"oi watch it it's a fucking suicide skip fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" skkkkkkkkkkkkrt
Suicide skip by Thetrueblueozzie September 3, 2019

suicide 25 

When something is guaranteed to fail, but someone does it anyway out of Desperation, Hope, or desire for "Divine Intervention" of some kind.

Not to be confused with pure ignorance or testing Natural Selection. A "Suicide 25" only occurs when someone fully understands what they're doing is impossible, but does it anyway in hope of a different outcome.

Started from a /b/ post on 4Chan talking about games that could be played with 4 Dice. In which a user made a dark humor post about "Their Father" rolling 4 dice, if they got less than 25 they would commit suicide. Hoping that god would give them a sign to keep going. This is where "Suicide 25" comes from. As with 4 Six-sided Dice its impossible to roll a 25 or higher.
Guy 1: "Hey man is Jacob really going to ask out that hot chick in our math class?
Guy 2: "Yup... It ain't gonna happen. Shes so far out of his league"
Guy 1: "Sounds like a straight up Suicide 25 to me"
Guy 2: "You ain't wrong"

suicide high 

A term used to describe the act of inhaling something (such as: weed, something containing nicotine, or maybe even ethyl-chloride (wouldn't recommend at all it's very dangerous) ) and then passing the joint/cigarette/vape to a friend whilst holding your breath until they pass it back to you then you exhale, take some more and then pass it back to your friend. You continue this cycle until you become extremely high (or if you're doing it with cigs or a vape it just gives you a massive headspin to the point where you feel yourself sinking into the floor).
Sofia: Yo me and Brent did a suicide high yesterday.

Daniel: Wow you two are really fucking dumb.
suicide high by asbestos69 January 20, 2020

Suicide chicken 

A combination of the suicide jerk, and dick chicken, (it is also a male only game) the game goes as follows: whilst in your room, in your parents house, you pull out your dick and stand in front of the door, you then yell "MUM!" or "DAD!". Once they enter, you must stare at them, and if your dick moves, within 1 minute, then you will be ridiculed as an "Alabamian" for 2 hours.
"Bro, I played suicide chicken and I barely made it to 1 minute, it was intense."

Suicide sext 

Verb: send your mom or dad a nude and try to get a hold of their phone to delete it before they see it
My mom got arrested for possession of child porn after I wasn’t able to delete the suicide sext I sent her
Suicide sext by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020

Suicide bomb 

The exquisite art of Defecating on ones chest and wiping it up with pages of the Koran
Hey mbutu I’m so high I want to do a suicide bomb are you in
Suicide bomb by Carne asodomy March 27, 2020