scoot stain

when a animal wipes it's anus on the carpet leaving a trail of feces on that resembles a mud trail from a tire

did you see that massive scoot stain on Katie's carpet? Her cat must have had some massive kling-ons

by Gangie January 24, 2006

puddin stain

a shit stain found somewhere on ur body that you dont know about, but ppl can see.

You gotta puddin stain on ur back, might be doo doo!

(tu pac dave chappelle skit)

by Andreff November 19, 2006

closet straight

A male who acts and talk as if they are flamboyantly gay but, not.

Hey bro, I don't go down like that. I go down like this. Come on man, don't you have a wife and kids? Yes, it's not like I'm gay, I'm just closet straight.

by Chef boy ar Gee December 31, 2014

Straight Tik Tok

The side of tik tok where white teens dance and get tons of clout. It also has tons of drama, usually about celebrities

Straight Tik Tok is very scary

by ElTheDumb January 19, 2021

sex sprain

A minor injury brought on by particularly enthusiastic sexual activity.

"I can't go running this morning because I've got a sex sprain from last night."

by j-money-philly June 23, 2006

straight dook butt

straight up swamp ass, son

yo man i just housed some wings and i got straight dook butt!

by nelgo April 17, 2007

Straight Piss

When someone/something is beyond any definition of something negative. Also used to describe any unpleasant situation, negative turn of events, or overall poor quality of any given day.

1.
"Hey, what do you think of the picture I drew?"
"Umm, it's straight piss!"

2.
"Man, I can't believe someone would fuck me over like that."
"Yeah, thats straight piss."

3.
"So last night was suppose to be a wild time and it turned out to be all this drama, she got sick so we had to leave early, lost my fucking wallet THEN I hit like an hour of traffic on the way back. STRAIGHT PISS!"

4.
"So I got fired today over some bullshit......yup, straight piss!"

5.
"So my boy said he had all these hotties coming down last night, so I show up to the bar..."

"And how they look?"

"Son........STRAIGHT PISS!"

by Bruno Coldcreek March 7, 2008