Saeed

a friend who is cheap

Dude he totally pulled a Saeed when we watched the game at his house...he had a fridge full of beer and never offered us any.

by j-james February 12, 2010

Sneeded

Past tense of sneeze.

I sneeded all over my shirt.

by taytastic23 February 25, 2018

lil seed

Real ass rapper from sierra vista arizona fuck mrs brown and fuck nak seeeeeeeeeeeeeemple

You hear that new lil seed nigga

Fuck yeah i did that shit go hard.

by seeeemple_Jack December 1, 2017

smeed

ass

I'll get right in your smeed.

by smeedworm September 11, 2003

Seed

A "Deez Nuts" joke, especially effective when someone is complaining about seeds in their weed.

Patient: WTF there was a seed in that last bag.

Caregiver: A seed? ::grabs crotch:: Well, seed deez nuts.

by bigjimi June 14, 2014

Saeed

An emotionally unstable bitch who has trust issues and has to take it out on their girl by manipulating her in every way possible and is way too controlling.

Friend: My girl is wearing shorts that show too much skin, I'm gonna tell her to change out of it.
Me: Chill you don't want to be a Saeed.

by saammmyyJ March 18, 2020

Seed

Derogatory term used to insult those who would use terms like 'Fag' or 'Queer' as insults.

This word references said insultant's heterosexuality in a negitive light, as opposed to a homosexual who could not produce offspring.

"God damned seeds, always having sex..."

"Why don't you go kiss a girl? Seed!"

by Garrett October 25, 2004