stalkerrific

adjective. A 'portmanteau' coinage, from Stalker + terrific. Something that is conducive to following someone surreptiously.

OMG! The new Facebook news feeds are like totally stalkerrific!

by Aguirre September 10, 2006

stalker

someone, most likeley a woman, who continues to contact you with a slightly obsessive tone

ay yo, michelle be a stalker, she text me everyday

by frankalicious123 February 22, 2012

stalker boy

Guy who stalks little boys

Sam is a stalker boy

by Chris565555 September 25, 2006

scalded me liver

A phrase that expresses shock when the hot food or drink (esp. tea) did not burn your mouth but on swallowing feels like it scalded your insides/oesophagus/liver, often from eating too eagerly.

"Argh! Just scalded me liver!" (preferably said in a Yorkshire accent after a gulp of tea or swallowing hot pasty).

"Careful, you'll scald yer liver!" (a warning to someone with little self control with hot food/drink, usually a child).

by tealady May 16, 2007

stalemating

Extremely dry sex.

"bro i am totally planning on stalemating Kelly"
"whoa man why not do some playing first that sounds unhealthy"

by kirito_tendicula May 17, 2014

Staledurags

Staledurags is a spam page who literally post funny ass content and just a king that’s it

Go look at that post on staledurags page

by I love donuts asf November 12, 2020

Heroic Stalker

A person who tails a person for their protection/personal benefit.

Person 1:Whoa! who is that guy?
Person 2:Looks like you got a Heroic Stalker!

by The Innocent Vigilant Ordinary May 14, 2009