Black Squirrel

The informal mascot of Kent State University. Black squirrels are mischievous little bastards who have been seen stealing televisions and bicycles. They tend to congregate near basketball courts, but have also been known to seek refuge in and around dilapidated recreation centers.

Dude, did you just see those two black squirrels?

Yeah, bro, I think they traded an acorn for a bag of oregano or some shit...

Black Squirrel by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

dead squirrel 

When a mature man pulls his testies and penis back through his legs to his anus and bends over to show what looks like a dead squirrell

hey susy..Have you ever seen a dead squirrell

dead squirrel by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

Hungry Squirrel 

Its when someone deep throats a male so much during oral sex that when they choke it down so much (all the way to the hilt). The individual can then fit the mans entire ball sack into their mouth. At which point it fills both side of there cheeks with his balls which then they resemble a hungry squirrel with nuts in its mouth.

Man I got the most insane blow job last night. This girl deep throated me so much that she gave me a Hungry squirrel.

Hungry Squirrel by piercejohnson June 11, 2009

facebook squirrel

a face book squirrel is someone who posts annoying or lame comments on all your posts. At your bird feeder, you only want the pretty color full birds to come, like on face book you only want the funny and clever.

I had to delete that post because it got ruined by a bunch of facebook squirrels

facebook squirrel by hawksly May 1, 2010

Panty Squirrel 

A male or female that obsessively and compulsively absconds away with one or more pairs of their female lover's panties. The Panty Squirrel collects panties from their various lovers and sexual activities as mementoes. Panty Squirrels are most often single, promiscuous men involved in frequent one night stands.

Over the course of several years of promiscuous, single life, Roger had managed to collect a vibrant stash of female underwear from his sexual escapades. Roger had become and obsessed Panty Squirrel.

Panty Squirrel by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

nigga squirrel 

a squirrel with black fur

you see that squirrel with the black fur? its a nigga squirrel!

nigga squirrel by noodlee563 September 27, 2010

Secret Squirrel

A cue from an old cartoon show that was a parody of the spy genre; one of the characters was a squirrel spy. Originally meant to refer to someone working in covert operations or intelligence (undercover police, CIA, military intelligence, etc).

It is now often used to refer to people who claim to have worked in the intelligence community in online forums and in person out of context with questionable veracity - ie potential/real poseurs/frauds.

Forum poster X - " I worked in intelligence for 5 years and served in special operations but my service history is completely classified."

Forum poster Y -" Oh great, another secret squirrel."

Secret Squirrel by Panzer88 June 24, 2010