walking waste of sperm 

The ultimate insult. Reserved for only the most hateful, stupid, obnoxious or contemptible people known.

That islamic suicide bomber killed several innocent people. What a walking waste of sperm he was.

walking waste of sperm by Frank Klaune January 26, 2005

Dreaded Sperm Buildup 

The affliction of mental and physical anguish experienced when it has been too long since a man experienced his last ejaculation. Blue balls is an extreme and particularly painful level of this ailment. Commonly referred to as the DSBs.

Male #1: Brent seemed particularly edgy and anxious last night at the party.

Male #2: Yes, I noticed that too and asked him about it. Apparently he was suffering from the DSBs because his girlfriend was out of town.

Male #1: That explains it. I hate the Dreaded Sperm Buildup!

Dreaded Sperm Buildup by T-Browser July 3, 2014

The Sperm Whale

When a man is about to orgasm, he shouts at the top of his lungs "AWOOOOO" and proceeds to jump into a pool as he climaxes

Christy: How was your date last night?
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!

The Sperm Whale by Brwig September 30, 2019

Mr. Sperm 

A man who does not require balls to impregnate women.

Girl: OMG! What happened to your balls?!

Guy: Well you forgot, I'm Mr. Sperm so I don't need balls to impregnate a woman because I'm full of sperm EVERYWHERE!

Girl: You're bursting at the seams with sperm!

Guy: That's right, I'm spermalicious!

Mr. Sperm by mahjuenbra May 18, 2010

walking talking sperm bank 

A person who gives a lot of oral pleasure. See also cum dumpster.

She sucks so much cock that she's a walking talking sperm bank

walking talking sperm bank by KingofSpain357 May 13, 2005

Bull Sperm 

Usually referred to as Monster Energy Drinks. Bull sperm makes you crazy and wild like Latin bull.

Rico:"Dude...what are you drinking?"
Jessy:"A monster...ahh...I just spilled spilled some up my nose!"
Rico:"Haha...now you have bull sperm in your nose!"

Bull Sperm by ManOfCars June 18, 2009

waste of sperm 

A term used as a negative connotation for a baby.

What an ugly waste of sperm.

waste of sperm by bigandjolly October 8, 2006