The Sperm Whale

When a man is about to orgasm, he shouts at the top of his lungs "AWOOOOO" and proceeds to jump into a pool as he climaxes

Christy: How was your date last night?
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!

by Brwig September 30, 2019

Mr. Sperm

A man who does not require balls to impregnate women.

Girl: OMG! What happened to your balls?!

Guy: Well you forgot, I'm Mr. Sperm so I don't need balls to impregnate a woman because I'm full of sperm EVERYWHERE!

Girl: You're bursting at the seams with sperm!

Guy: That's right, I'm spermalicious!

by mahjuenbra May 18, 2010

walking talking sperm bank

A person who gives a lot of oral pleasure. See also cum dumpster.

She sucks so much cock that she's a walking talking sperm bank

by KingofSpain357 May 13, 2005

Bull Sperm

Usually referred to as Monster Energy Drinks. Bull sperm makes you crazy and wild like Latin bull.

Rico:"Dude...what are you drinking?"
Jessy:"A monster...ahh...I just spilled spilled some up my nose!"
Rico:"Haha...now you have bull sperm in your nose!"

by ManOfCars June 18, 2009

waste of sperm

A term used as a negative connotation for a baby.

What an ugly waste of sperm.

by bigandjolly October 8, 2006

bubblin' sperm

A term from an adult parody of the Beverly Hillbillies theme.

"Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jed,
He took Elie Mae and he threw her on the bed,
Down with his pants and out with his worm,
And up through her legs shot bubblin' sperm"

I gave her a facial with bubblin' sperm.

by Dread Pirate Walker December 8, 2007

yellow sperm

A rare condition that affects a male's ejaculatory substance color, making it come out with a yellow tint instead of a brilliant white. It's still unclear what causes yellow sperm.

Duder 1: "Whoa dude the other day I was jerking it and my spunk came out kind of yellow."

Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked."

by westfalia December 29, 2009