Simon Petrikov

A guy who bought a crown that ruined his life and caused him to go insane for over 1000 years while his fiancée became goddess of chaos for him to regain his sanity.

"Simon Petrikov is a sad old man and I love him at an unhealthy level."

by rosellias January 13, 2024

Simone

A person who just can't do anything right, they even fuck up their fuck ups

Wow John, you really Simoned that presentation!

by AnotherLawyer January 29, 2024

Simon

A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.

Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain January 30, 2024

Simon

Simon is the gayest white monkey on earth

ur a simon

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain February 1, 2024

se simone

French for masturbate

Il a trop envie d'se simone

by gvny February 6, 2024

se simoner

French for masturbating yourself

Il a trop envie d'se simoner

by gvny February 6, 2024

Simon

A guy that really like snails and is really nice to everyone around them.

Guy 1 - Hey, hqve you seen that guy Simon?
Guy 2 - Yeah! Hes amazing to talk to!

by FRYS02 May 4, 2023