secret agent

a joint that's rolled up and looks like a regular cigarette

My sister rolled the ill secret agent the other day.

by yomamascow October 27, 2003

secret sauce

a yumalicios sauce created by your male lover during sexual intercorse.

Mark Sutphen and Jonh hillier's secret sauce tasted so good on my cookies.

by bonner boy September 28, 2008

Office for Homeland Security

Government department with the job of making people insecure by getting cops to break into their homes.

A good example of Newspeak.

The far-right bigot in charge of this office, whose name I forget, is the same man who spent years trying to lynch Mumia Abu-Jamal and he's praised the Nazis as well.

by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004

Secretariat

The goddamn greatest racehorse of all time. Winner of the Triple Crown (Preakness, Bellmont, and the Kentucky Derby) in 1973, his performance at the Belmont Stakes is considered his crowning achievement. He ran the Stakes in a still-standing world record time of 2:24 (setting the world record by 2 2/5 seconds, or 10 lengths) and beating his nearest competitor by an astonishing 31 lengths. This discrepancy was so large that the widest-angle lenses could hardly capture both Secretariat and his competitors.

Named by Time Magazine as the #35 greatest athlete of all time (highest non-human).

Also the subject of an upcoming movie (2010).

Seabiscuit was the greatest horse ever!!

Man, you don't know jack. Secretariat is, and will always be, the greatest horse of all time. His records will probably never be beaten--the nearest competitor is still 2 whole seconds off!

by betelguese05 June 29, 2010

The Secret

The Secret is defined as the law of attraction, which is the principle that "like attracts like." It is called "the most powerful law in the universe," and it is working all the time. "What we do is we attract into our lives the things we want, and that is based on what we're thinking and feeling."
The principle explains that we create our own circumstances by the choices we make in life. And the choices we make are fueled by our thoughts—which means our thoughts are the most powerful things we have here on earth.

I am now a millionaire, own a mansion, have a loving spouse, a great family, and a life full of abundance. This happened because I believed in The Secret.

by Very hot girl October 7, 2007

Secret Sex

When two or more people who are interconnected through mutual social or work acquaintances have sex and one of the sexual partners decides that the sexual encounter must remain secret. Secret sex is damaging to all parties involved.

While sailing the seas of Alaska with my parents, I was experiencing the glory of Secret Sex with the boat help.

by Ruprect July 26, 2006

secret sack

Direct translation of the Chinese slang for the scrotum.

( From 'Taipan', by James Branch Clavell )

" Ming noticed the tiniest flaw in the waiter's dress as he served James, and quietly told him ' Put your jacket in order when you serve my guests, or I'll slice off your Secret Sack for a change purse!' James was lost in wonder at the delicate beauty of the Mandarin language, which he himself knew little of."

by D F Stuckey April 15, 2004