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push-pop scale

a unit of measurement used when comparing dick sizes
guy 1: My dick is like the size of a push pop fully extended

guy 2: how’d you know that?
guy 1: the push-pop scale duh
guy 3: My dick is the size of a push pop with the cap on :,(
by qwerty224 January 18, 2022
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The KT Scale

A scale for rating how crazy a person may be, this scale can be any increment or measurement, but the higher the KT score the more crazy a person could be.
"Bro, you can't go out with her again, she's like a 50 on the KT Scale. I bet she's a lizard human or refers to her pets as "Kids"."
by GingerBeardHuman April 11, 2022
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JR's Scale

JR's Scare states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a peircing= to the eye-grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct, it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said boob piercing.
Damn bro look, she scores crazy high on my JR's scale.
by Jayd3n. May 12, 2022
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American Awesomeness Scale

The American Awesomeness Scale is a basic British(0) to American(10) scale in which the user rates person or thing on how awesome they/it are based on American standards.
On the American Awesomeness scale, The Declaration of Independence is a 10.
by RealAmerican1776 May 31, 2023
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Joel Overall Scale

A popular critic scale among food connoisseurs. The Joel Overall Scale (JOS) is a scale from 1 to 10 giving an indication of a restaurants overall rating taking into account the time taken for the meal to arrive using the Nino Time Scale (NTS) and the flavour of the food provided using the Corky Pizza Scale (CPS). Both the NTS and CPS are scales from 1 to 10 and the JOS is found by finding the median average of the two.
I give that lasagne a 8/10 on the CPS but only a 4/10 on the NTS. I guess that leaves us with a 6/10 on the Joel Overall Scale.
by Corky444 June 30, 2023
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Rape Scale

A scale from 1-10 for how hard someone is raping.
The Detroit Red Wings hit an 11 on the rape scale when they played the Pittsburgh Penguins.
by BDeezyC June 6, 2009
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Sceletic

Man, that movie was so sceletic!
by melikay89 February 18, 2009
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