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screaming whistle shits

Diarrhea so bad that the loose stool exiting the anus creates a whistling noise. It should be noted that the noise can range from a low pitched hum all the way to a high pitched scream like a Piccolo Pete firework.
I’m scared to be too far from a toilet ; I’ve got the screaming whistle shits.
by Gargle McBalls. August 24, 2023
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Scream Squad

A Group of Badass Muthafuckas Who Burn Down Any Room They Step Into!!!!!🤘🤘🤘🤘
by HalfBakedBama December 4, 2020
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Screaming Boner

When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time
My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.

I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.
by YoBoiAlex November 3, 2020
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Screaming Ballast

A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.
"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."
by Puffinchops6618 January 8, 2021
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Dog Scream

The noise emitted from a person when cold water is thrown on the back of a male whose penis has swollen to the point that he is "stuck" inside the sexual partner's anus.
I thought it was called a yelp but my urologist told me it was called a dog scream.
by All Bets Hedged February 8, 2021
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Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin'

Something you say to yourself as a reminder to keep your composure/remain a Thug Gangsta while in a situation that has you frightened or feeling scared. To help keep your cool till you get through it. Thugs dont Cry
As Jordan stood on the edge of a mountain side cliff she slowly inched her way to saftey while slowly repeating Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin' over and over in her head.
by "2Late" February 9, 2021
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Screaming Dave

As there are Karen's...a "Screaming Dave" is a guy who appears to be flipping out in a panic induced freak out.
We got a real Screaming Dave over here, that guy is literally foaming at the mouth.
by PizzaGuy420 February 13, 2021
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