snifferlicker

A person who wants you sexually, has no chance, but keeps trying.

That guy calls me too much, just another snifferlicker.

by momma mello March 11, 2016

spifferiffic

refering to spiffy
as in awesome, or cool.

see: spiffy

<jamie> hey! hows it goin?
<kate> not so great. so i hear you just one a new car!!
<jamie> i did?
<kate> yea! you did!
<jamie> wahoo! i did!
<jamie> thats spifferiffic!

by beka rogers August 14, 2003

Snuffering

Suffering with a snuffly nose due to a cold or flu

I was snuffering all weekend

by Bulldog14 March 28, 2009

Swifferholic

A person who owns every swiffer product and swiffs while on the phone, the computer, watching TV, etc.

Jane managed to swiff her couch, her furniture, her floor, her carpet, all while on her hands-free phone speaking to her mother. By the end of the conversation, her house was swiff clean. She continued on, armed with her swiffer belt which included her hand swiffer, extra refills, and on her back her harnessed swiffer mop walking the neighbourhood for more swiffing opportunities. Along the way she met Joe with the same accessories, another Swifferholic. Soon after they were married and swiffing the world.

by CleanFiend October 3, 2010

sniffed out

To kill someone silently, in a professional way

Deez nuts almost sniffed out Kuku in the washroom!...

by Santa OG. Claus February 1, 2017

Swiffer

A woman who constantly attracts the dusty guys she always complains about.

John: "What's up with Nicole? Every time she posts something on Instagram, it's about some dude that doesn't treat her right. Should I go talk to her?"
Dave: "Bro, Nicole is what we call a Swiffer. She's only attracted to dusty dudes. You're a good guy. Don't even try to save her!"

by Zoukelas August 21, 2019

swiffering

Comes from the first time someone had sex on a quilt on top of a hardwood floor. It is the moment in which the person on bottom (usually female) begins to be scooted up across the floor. This can be used in more than one way; i.e. to swiffer, swiffered, to get swiffered.

Matthew: How was that swiffering last night?

John: Let's just say it was on wet vac.

by Maggie Cunningham September 1, 2006